Remember that Dilbert's Scott Adams isn't actually pro-Trump; he's just fascinated by him (as am I, in a not-going-to-actually-read news reports about him but he's still fascinating sort of way) and has called his nomination a lock. Landslide. Adams likes to just muse about how a President Trump would have to sort of keep his promises, but also not be a total dick anymore. So, anyway, this immigration scenario (the one Trump has used to alienate a huge bloc of voters) made Adams spin out a few ideas.
 
How Trump Can Solve Immigration
 
It's not strictly a Trump-only thing, any president could try this. Adams thinks Trump might actually be able to make it happen.
 
Step 1: Self-deportation. Not gonna happen, right? What if we made all post offices (temporary) Mexican Embassies? Walk into any post office, fill out a form and boom! you're on the rolls as a temporary legal resident, paying taxes and SS and not hiding in the shadows... 

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
Six months ago, wasn't he was polling below Voldemort, the shark from "Jaws," and Darth Vader?

Come on, who wouldn't love a "Voldemort / Jaws 2016" bumper sticker?

I don't care what anyone says about Trump, the price of Oreo's are falling cuz of him.

Thanks Donald !!

 

 buzz wrote: 
In threadlike manner...

 oldviolin wrote: 
you have direct ties to him?

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
well there goes the neighborhood...

 oldviolin wrote: 
Not anymore, silly; he sold them to a goatherd in Nepal.

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
Manbird wears socks?

 buzz wrote: 
Knot as well as old King Gordius....

 oldviolin wrote: 
What has that to do with the price of manbird's old socks in Nepal?

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
I'll bet your math grades were less than lustrous...

 oldviolin wrote: 
do you understand the gravity of this situation?

 buzz wrote: 
The people of the fig tree...

 oldviolin wrote: 
who elected Newton to make laws for us?

 sirdroseph wrote: 
that's an insult to orange cats

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
Newtons 3rd law states:

"To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction: or the mutual actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal, and directed to contrary parts."
wiki

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
The early season is all about the extremes. And the Republicans have figured out that it is all about the publicity. I too am horrified that he has made it this far and that more people aren't speaking out against him. But I'm not giving up on humanity until he gets the nomination (although I bet that would do wonders for voter turnout).

The fact that this man is as popular as he is for the office should horrify everyone with two brain cells to rub together. The fact that this country would even consider such a bigoted, misogynistic, xenophobic narcissist for elected office speaks volumes about how degenerate it has become.

Trump: “Maybe he should have been roughed up,”

 
The protester, a black man, reportedly started chanting Black Lives Matter at a rally in Birmingham, Alabama on Saturday.
In a video captured by CNN reporter Jeremy Diamond, rally attendees swarm around the man, kicking and punching him as he curls up on the ground.