laprincessa wrote: 
So he wants you to pick him up at the airport? 

I am a Diplomat named Mr.Jimmy Edwards sent to deliver

your contract/inheritance fund of$9.6M to you. I'm

presently at jfk international airport.Reconfirm your

details, Name,phone,occupation and your proof of

identification

 

- Ambassador Terence McCulley

Greetings,

I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you. My name is 2nd LT. Kendra Curtis Robertson, a member of the U.S. ARMY USARPAC Medical
Team, which was deployed to Iraq at the beginning of the war in Iraq.

I would like to share some highly personal classified information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career serving
under the U.S 1st Armored which was at the fore-front of the war in Iraq.

Though, I would like to hold back certain information for security reasons for now until you have found the time to visit the BBC website stated below to
enable you have an insight into what I intend sharing with you, believing that it would be of your desired interest one-way or the other.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm
http://www.jonathanforeman.com/military/nyp_iraq/04192003_chest.html

Also, could you get back to me having visiting the above website to enable us discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding. I must
say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public. In this
regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for mutual benefit between you and I and nothing more.

I will be vivid and coherent in my next message in this regards, meanwhile, could you send me an email confirming that you have visited the site and that
you have understood my intentions? I will await your thoughts via my personal email: ke.curtis77@gmail.com.

Thanks,

Best Regards,

2nd LT. Kendra Curtis Robertson.

Office of Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults

International Monetary Fund (IMF)

Room 3612, China World Tower 2

No. 1 Jianguomenwai Avenue

Beijing 100004, P.R. China

International Settlement Dept.

 

 

COMPENSATIONAL SETTLEMENT OF ESCROW ACCOUNTS.

 

It is a pleasure to write you that we have reconciled with our logistic department on the reimbursement of some fund spent by you during the cause of your inadequate dealings with some impostors who claim to be staff in banks and other regional payment centers. Our reconciliation teams with the prospectus instrument of the United Nations after freezing suspected impostors account, most accounts were dormant and claims to be fund of late patrons, ex-politician etc.

 

This support was fully effective with the help of World Bank after a summit meeting in Greece, on their financial analysis on financial stability issues fluctuating their economy with the international global standard.

 

After gathering of this sum, our logistic department gave us a list of customers to be paid the sum of two million US Dollars ($2,000.000.00) who fall victims to this impostors due to unawareness. And mode of payment was as well specified for proper conducts and financial regulations to kick against criminality during process of payment. We have arranged your payment through our swift card centers, which is the latest instruction from International Monetary Fund Reconciliation Office.

 

The card center will send you an ATM Debit card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM Centre, Banks and Union Pay Credit outlets in the world, You are hereby selected as an honour for this payment approval, which you are to acknowledge the receipt of this mail in returning the required below to the Logistic Department by email listed below.

 

Mr John Woo

Director, IMF SETTLEMENT UNIT

Beijing, China.

Phone: +861-326-865-1010

Email: imf_china@asia.com

 

1. Full Name

2. Phone and Fax Number

3. Your age and Current Occupation

4. Contact Address.

 

In the mean time we have been mandated to issue out this payment via this scheme due to the financial fiscal audit and budget year 2010 against the World Financial and Economic crisis in Greek. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person (s) or office (s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. Because of Impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (ATM-3914) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the Card Center by using it as your subject. For more detailing contact our ATM Center Manager for more details.

 

Yours in Service,

Mrs Lin Wang

Admin Secretary

International Settlement Dept Beijing.

International Monetary Fund (IMF)

My name is Jane Adisa,i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.Miss Jane Remember the distance or co-lour does not matter  but love matters a lot in life.
Yours Friend,
Miss Jane

Dear Friend,

Compliments of the day, I am Sadoon Al-jaafari a successful farmer in Iraq.

I write to solicit for your assistance to invest the sum of $11.7m usd in your country. The funds were discovered in a trunk box by me in my farm near Tariq Aziz hide out.

Tariq Aziz was second in command to late president Saddam Hussein. I strongly believe that the fund was hidden by Tariq Aziz and his allies when the war broke out in Iraq and sfter the death of saddam.

Knowing that large movement of undocumented cash is monitored closely in Iraq, I collaborated with the international red cross organiozation and successfully shipped the box out of iraq to an undisclosed location until i establish good an trusted relationship with you. the box has been in a Security Vault since January 07, 2008. I was planning to travel and invest the fund, unfortunately to me, on March 26, 2009 a bomb in a parked car exploded Thursday in a market in the Shaab neighborhood of Baghdad which claimed life of my wife and two children and other people.

I survived, but was paralyzed, the accident effected my hearing, I can't even hear very well and i an on a wheel chair I use my lap top as only source of communication. My condition effectively ruled out International travel and I have therefore decided to seek for outside help. I need an honest person who can travel to the Security Company to claim the fund and invest it on behalf of my only survived child so that i will live a normal life.

As soon as you indicate your support to partner with me to invest the fund, details will be sent to you for official arrangements.

Best regards,

Sadoon Al-jaafari

"Global Health Ventures to Develop Sublingual Telcagepant for Migraine"


I wonder what on earth gets me on that email list.

 Manbird wrote: 
I think that you're THE SPAMMER

Dear customer.

Courier our postal service was unable to deliver a package to your address.
Reason:" Incorrect address "

Please Attention!
Please pick up your package in local DHL office.
The postal label is attached to this e-mail.
Please print and fill attached document. 
Thank you!

Attached zipped file

Just in:

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Frank Zuma . In privacy, I am a member of the just concluded World Cup in South Africa as the Financial Consultant. Please accept this proposal with good faith and privacy. I have secured a huge sum of money stack in a safe location and I need your partnership to move this fund out successfully to your bank account. Please get back to me so I can give you full details.

Thanks,

F. Zuma. 

Heaving lungs, a strained quad
Blistered toes, on I plod
Emotions churning
Calves burning
“Nearly there, nearly there”
Nothing like what patients bear.

Twin goals are in sight – Nike Marathon and $2,500 grand
I need your help, a helping hand
Just a tiny bit is fine….
So click below, you’ll feel divine!
Send it in, waste no time
For if not, I’ll send more rhymes!

HI GUYS!!

As you know I am running a ½ marathon to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. It's my first one and I could use some help! So I am asking you to Gimme 5!

1.Gimme 5 minutes of your time. Go to my website at http://pages.teamintraining.org/rw/nikesf10/runjennierun, and read about what I am doing.

2.Gimme 5 bucks. Just donate online. Five dollars for a great cause—and hey, if you want to donate more, fantastic!

3.Gimme 5 friends. Send this to five friends and help spread the word!

4.Every 5 minutes someone new is diagnosed with a blood cancer, and that number is getting smaller. Money for research is desperately needed. Donate now!

Go Team!  Thanks for your support!
- Jennie Anderson

 Manbird wrote: 
At least he doesn't want you to design a brochure for free.

MR.HENRY FONG GOOD DAY


MALAYSIA MINISTRY OF FINANCE
{FOREIGN CONTRACT PAYMENT BUREAU}
62592 Putrajaya , Malaysia

Good Day,

I know you will be surprised and skeptical to receive strange e mail
message from a strange personality. My name is Mr. HENRY  FONG, director
in charge of Diplomatic sub-contract approvals and payment at Malaysian
Ministry of finance.

I got your e mail address in the course of my diligent search of internet
links containing reputable foreign e mail address, with the help of
computerized software.

I have an offer that might interest you.YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE WILL BE MUCH
APPRECIATED.

Awaiting your urgent response.

Regards

MR.HENRY FONG

Foreign Contract Payment Bureau. {Director}
Malaysian Ministry Of Finance.

 oldslabsides wrote: 
Osterberger Vanhoy?

NO BUS FOR YOU!!

 ptooey wrote: 
I hate when that happens.

Just weaseled its way into my inbox -
 
From Osterberger Vanhoy

     Subject:  has no bus
 
Didn't open the message, but the fact that poor Osterberger has no bus kind of makes me sad.

 cookinlover wrote: 
And an elbow out the porthole, if he's the kind of man I think he is.

 Beaker wrote: 
Maybe if I hurry and reply, they'll give me a second chance!