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JrzyTmata
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:30pm |
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meower wrote:6 year old who's mom died when he was born tells his dad that he needs to find him a new mommy. Dad "that's kind of hard honey, I'd like it too if we could find you a mommy" Kid "no! dad! it's easy, all you have to do is take off all of your clothes and stand outside on the front lawn!"
That kid as a future in advertising!
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Coaxial
Location: Comfortably numb in So Texas Gender:
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:15pm |
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meower wrote:6 year old who's mom died when he was born tells his dad that he needs to find him a new mommy. Dad "that's kind of hard honey, I'd like it too if we could find you a mommy" Kid "no! dad! it's easy, all you have to do is take off all of your clothes and stand outside on the front lawn!"
In some neighborhoods that just might work.
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:12pm |
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6 year old who's mom died when he was born tells his dad that he needs to find him a new mommy. Dad "that's kind of hard honey, I'd like it too if we could find you a mommy" Kid "no! dad! it's easy, all you have to do is take off all of your clothes and stand outside on the front lawn!"
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JrzyTmata
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Jan 30, 2014 - 1:03pm |
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meower wrote: he's a birder, he'd love it he has to read my garden blog. if I ever get back to it.
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:35pm |
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buzz wrote:meower wrote: your therapists internet friends will read your blog. ok I will bring him to the meet up on july he's a birder, he'd love it
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buzz
Location: up the boohai
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:33pm |
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meower wrote: your therapists internet friends will read your blog. ok I will bring him to the meet up on july
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:31pm |
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Antigone wrote: True, very true.
oh they do, believe me they told me they do
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Antigone
Location: A house, in a Virginian Valley Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:24pm |
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Proclivities wrote: They may want to read it as well.
True, very true.
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:22pm |
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Antigone wrote:Well, at least it's not "your therapist's imaginary friends." They may want to read it as well.
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Antigone
Location: A house, in a Virginian Valley Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:15pm |
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meower wrote: your therapists internet friends will read your blog. ok I will Well, at least it's not "your therapist's imaginary friends."
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:13pm |
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2cats wrote: Me too.
your therapists internet friends will read your blog. ok I will
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2cats
Location: Oklahoma Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:05pm |
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JrzyTmata wrote: tell him I will read it and comment
Me too.
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JrzyTmata
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Jan 30, 2014 - 11:57am |
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meower wrote:
no. He said not enough people read/commented on his blog.
tell him I will read it and comment
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Antigone
Location: A house, in a Virginian Valley Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 6:10am |
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meower wrote:
no. He said not enough people read/commented on his blog.
Bet if you sent a bunch of us the link, his blog numbers would increase.
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 6:01am |
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JrzyTmata wrote: is he blogging any of this?
no. He said not enough people read/commented on his blog.
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Jan 30, 2014 - 6:01am |
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JrzyTmata wrote: is he blogging any of this?
no. He said not enough people read/commented on his blog.
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JrzyTmata
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Jan 29, 2014 - 4:24pm |
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meower wrote:So, the Woodstock kid? Came in yesterday and told me that he'd just gotten WHO'S NEXT. I said "OH! You're so lucky to be able to listen to that album as tho it's new!" I admit I gushed a little. He said "When grown-ups get nostalgic, it makes me blush"
is he blogging any of this?
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helenofjoy
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska Gender:
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Jan 29, 2014 - 3:43pm |
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meower wrote:So, the Woodstock kid? Came in yesterday and told me that he'd just gotten WHO'S NEXT. I said "OH! You're so lucky to be able to listen to that album as tho it's new!" I admit I gushed a little. He said "When grown-ups get nostalgic, it makes me blush"
I like this kid.
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Jan 29, 2014 - 1:28pm |
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haresfur wrote: Well we are winding down to the T20 against England - do you consider that cricket? It's been dismal for the poms with only a single one day win. From what I understand, if you keep winning it helps Australia's ranking. Australasia! Oi, Oi, Oi?
Absolutely. Both our teams seem to have notched up some pretty amazing performances. Hopefully it is not just the domestic card we're playing but NZ defeating India 3 -0 and one draw in this ODI series is pretty awesome. And England has been routed.
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haresfur
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Jan 29, 2014 - 1:23pm |
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NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: indeed hey, do you follow cricket? Well we are winding down to the T20 against England - do you consider that cricket? It's been dismal for the poms with only a single one day win. From what I understand, if you keep winning it helps Australia's ranking. Australasia! Oi, Oi, Oi?
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