...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

 Proclivities wrote:
OK, I'll try to tone it down a bit.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
That's headist.

 Proclivities wrote: 
Their Big Head is why!

 Proclivities wrote: 
Yep they are!

 islander wrote: 
  if it moves ... shoot it.

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
Leave the gun.

holy cannoli!

 lily34 wrote: 
D'oh!

 lily34 wrote: 
,...thanx, I needed that

 Skydog wrote: 
before or after she fell off the boat?

 lily34 wrote: 
umm, uh,..I forgot about the ladies present,  
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(where's a Moderator when you need one)
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something about a fishy smell,......sorry I posted the question 

 Skydog wrote: 
Not sure of his side, I'd read she was less-than-impressed with him though.

 Skydog wrote: 
no, what?

 Proclivities wrote: 
Did you ever hear what Elvis said about her?