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Lazy8

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Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:43pm

Unlike a lot of Jewish women I'm not angry about my upbringing.

Also unlike a lot of Jewish women, I'm not Jewish. Or a woman.
Lazy8

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Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:42pm

How much for the Viking funeral?

What if I bring my own Viking?
Lazy8

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Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:42pm

I'm an optimist. When I get a loose tooth I go to the dentist to get it pushed.
Lazy8

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Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:21pm

The nominator goes on top, the denominator goes on bottom.
Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 12:03pm

 oldviolin wrote:

Don't forget to drop by the Fruit Of The Loom hospitality tent for your free soul patch and butt floss sample grab...



I know they are, but what are we?
oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 9:31am

Don't forget to drop by the Fruit Of The Loom hospitality tent for your free soul patch and butt floss sample grab...
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:21pm

how many woodchucks would a chicken cut in half, if a chicken could cut woodchucks in half?

science says three. but that's science for you, taking all the mystery out of the irrelevant.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:18pm

every New Year's Eve, I wonder the same thing; do we really have to do this again? it always ends with me looking for a 24-hour dentist and a lawyer who's passed the bar in Senegal.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:17pm

the last time I was here, you
were indelicate; lively, wicked,
and savage - a cat hissing fire,
a demon with reading glasses and a
"Logan's Run" tattoo in bright ironic scarlet.
you told me you loved three things;
epic haiku,
abrupt transitions,
and the singular feeling of being
the only one who knew the joke.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:15pm

I went on a quest once. it was not bad; dragons, treasure, a princess.

I probably should have read the manual, though. I wound up bringing home the dragon after slaying the princess. If I'd read the manual, I could have fireproofed my home and saved a lot of trouble.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:12pm

my favorite pencil is the one that has the best eraser, because that's the one that tells the truest tale. every first draft is a lie, a gesture both pointing toward and distracting from the central truth. we are all guarded fortresses, and writers more than most.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:10pm

when we talk about poetry,
we talk about rhythm, meter -
artifice, cold and airless.
but then the breath of god enters 
from the mouth of man,
and this bland confusion
finds its lost clarity,
as the tuning fork guiding to the note.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:09pm

if you can imagine such a thing? of course I can. I'm ten times the thing you imagine I'd imagine, and that's on a dark and dreamless night of fever-sweat and sleepless sheets.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:08pm

think of it as a lighthouse, screaming "here be monsters!" and "here be safety" in a single photonic howl.

think of it as a broadcast, because the narrow beam only finds what it's directed at.

think of it as mourning, because of what was that never got to be.

and think of it as almonds, lemons, and bitter iron at the back of the mouth. 
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:06pm

you can pretend not to know the way to San Jose, but you can't pretend not to know where San Jose is. it's Roy Kent, and that's the struggle for you.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:05pm

once in a great while
the universe is 
a poet;
the triadecametrical thrum of the galaxies,
like the throbbing of some vast engine
delivering power to the arcade of the gods.
(imagine the pinball they must play! tilting Olympus)
the counterpoint of the endless abyssal silence,
all that Nothing the lyric of the great symphony Something.
like a jazz combo learning to work together,
finding each others' groove, hearing each others' soul.
and that is us, bounded in Hamlet's nutshell,
bounded by infinity itself.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:01pm

I know you think it's Christmas. and, to be fair, you have a right to think that. this is Meldorica, after all, and even thought potted plants are sentient and most end tables are political operatives, you still get a fair day's wages for a half-weeks' work.

or at least that's what the pope says, when he's not running into the woods with a roll of toilet paper and the August 2004 Maxim.
GeneP59

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Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday.
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 22, 2023 - 9:41am

I keep turning right but I keep returning to my starting point.  
oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 22, 2023 - 9:00am

Can the ubiquitous segues, hoss. You're scaring the innocent bystanders...
oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 22, 2023 - 8:54am

A snow job is better than no job, or is it?
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