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Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 6:21pm
oldviolin wrote: yes...yes I do. I have a string arrangement to paint...Would a rattlesnake tail help with the cobwebs? No, but a chinsack full of chocolate eyebrows might help my ectoplasm thicken up a little.

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Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 6:17pm
Manbird wrote: you don't have to rub my face into it... yes...yes I do. I have a string arrangement to paint...Would a rattlesnake tail help with the cobwebs?

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Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 6:13pm
oldviolin wrote: because the universe is full of hot violent gas... you don't have to rub my face into it...

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Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 6:12pm
Manbird wrote: Knikken Knokken Who's there? OV WBOVIT? because the universe is full of hot violent gas...

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Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 6:04pm
Knikken Knokken Who's there? OV WBOVIT?

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 12:01pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: That standard was way too high. I thought it was just standard RP practice to never use one thread when ten will do.

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 11:51am
Xeric wrote: Wait. This thread is for "Geeky Jokes" because they don't fit, somehow, in "Got a Good Joke You Can Post?"? Yes, I suppose that makes sense. . . . That standard was way too high.

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 11:33am
Wait. This thread is for "Geeky Jokes" because they don't fit, somehow, in "Got a Good Joke You Can Post?"? Yes, I suppose that makes sense. . . .

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 11:15am
Proclivities wrote: Logician: My wife just had a baby. Student: Is it a boy or a girl? Logician: Yes, of course.

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 10:56am
Logician: My wife just had a baby. Student: Is it a boy or a girl? Logician: Yes, of course.

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 8:50am
BillJ wrote: JRenea asked CC Rider if he would like to have super sex, he replied, "I'll take the soup." Well played, my friend. Well played. But watch your back...

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 8:48am
BillJ wrote: JRenea asked CC Rider if he would like to have super sex, he replied, "I'll take the soup." brutal

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 8:47am
BillJ wrote: JRenea asked CC Rider if he would like to have super sex, he replied, "I'll take the soup." And she said no soup for you!

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 8:46am
JRenea asked CC Rider if he would like to have super sex, he replied, "I'll take the soup."

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 8:35am
Nancy Reagan was asked about her husband's handling of the recession. She said: It is all in the Bible. How so? She replied: The trouble with the economy? It is all due to Ron and me. I think that won the O Henry Pun Off one year. And it was ad-libbed!

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 8:27am

oldslabsides wrote:

Two engineering students, Bob and Ed, are riding their bikes.

Bob says to Ed, "That's a nice bike; is it new?"

Ed replies, "Well, that's an interesting story. I was walking on campus the other day, and a beautiful woman rides up to me, gets off her bike and puts it on down, takes off all of her clothes and throws them down, and says 'Take what you want.'"

Bob says to Ed, "Good choice; the clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

You know how to make a hormone? Don't pay her.

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 6:38am

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Posted: Sep 14, 2012 - 6:32am

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Posted: Sep 13, 2012 - 9:22pm
Wow. That was unexpected!

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Posted: Sep 13, 2012 - 9:18pm
A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest asks the Higgs boson to leave, telling it that the name "God particle" is blasphemous. The Higgs boson replies, "Okay, but without me, you can't have mass."

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