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Manbird

Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:  
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Apr 2, 2013 - 6:21pm |
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oldviolin wrote: yes...yes I do. I have a string arrangement to paint...Would a rattlesnake tail help with the cobwebs?
No, but a chinsack full of chocolate eyebrows might help my ectoplasm thicken up a little.
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oldviolin

Location: esse quam videri Gender:  
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Apr 2, 2013 - 6:17pm |
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Manbird wrote: you don't have to rub my face into it...
yes...yes I do. I have a string arrangement to paint...Would a rattlesnake tail help with the cobwebs?
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Manbird

Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:  
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Apr 2, 2013 - 6:13pm |
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oldviolin wrote: because the universe is full of hot violent gas...
you don't have to rub my face into it...
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oldviolin

Location: esse quam videri Gender:  
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Apr 2, 2013 - 6:12pm |
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Manbird wrote:Knikken Knokken Who's there? OV WBOVIT?
because the universe is full of hot violent gas...
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Manbird

Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:  
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Apr 2, 2013 - 6:04pm |
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Knikken Knokken Who's there? OV WBOVIT?
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Prodigal_SOB

Location: Back Home Again in Indiana Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 12:01pm |
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ScottFromWyoming wrote: That standard was way too high.
I thought it was just standard RP practice to never use one thread when ten will do.
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ScottFromWyoming

Location: Powell Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 11:51am |
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Xeric wrote:Wait. This thread is for "Geeky Jokes" because they don't fit, somehow, in "Got a Good Joke You Can Post?"? Yes, I suppose that makes sense. . . .
That standard was way too high.
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Xeric

Location: Montana Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 11:33am |
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Wait. This thread is for "Geeky Jokes" because they don't fit, somehow, in "Got a Good Joke You Can Post?"? Yes, I suppose that makes sense. . . .
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K_Love

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Sep 14, 2012 - 11:15am |
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Proclivities wrote:Logician: My wife just had a baby. Student: Is it a boy or a girl? Logician: Yes, of course.
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Proclivities

Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 10:56am |
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Logician: My wife just had a baby. Student: Is it a boy or a girl? Logician: Yes, of course.
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cc_rider

Location: Bastrop Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 8:50am |
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BillJ wrote:JRenea asked CC Rider if he would like to have super sex, he replied, "I'll take the soup."
Well played, my friend. Well played. But watch your back...
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Red_Dragon

Location: Gilead 
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Sep 14, 2012 - 8:48am |
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BillJ wrote:JRenea asked CC Rider if he would like to have super sex, he replied, "I'll take the soup."
brutal
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sirdroseph

Location: Not here, I tell you wat Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 8:47am |
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BillJ wrote:JRenea asked CC Rider if he would like to have super sex, he replied, "I'll take the soup."
And she said no soup for you!
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BillJ

Location: just far enough away from NYC Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 8:46am |
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JRenea asked CC Rider if he would like to have super sex, he replied, "I'll take the soup."
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cc_rider

Location: Bastrop Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 8:35am |
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Nancy Reagan was asked about her husband's handling of the recession. She said: It is all in the Bible. How so? She replied: The trouble with the economy? It is all due to Ron and me.
I think that won the O Henry Pun Off one year. And it was ad-libbed!
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2cats

Location: Oklahoma Gender:  
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Sep 14, 2012 - 8:27am |
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oldslabsides wrote:Two engineering students, Bob and Ed, are riding their bikes.
Bob says to Ed, "That's a nice bike; is it new?"
Ed replies, "Well, that's an interesting story. I was walking on campus the other day, and a beautiful woman rides up to me, gets off her bike and puts it on down, takes off all of her clothes and throws them down, and says 'Take what you want.'"
Bob says to Ed, "Good choice; the clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
 You know how to make a hormone? Don't pay her.
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Red_Dragon

Location: Gilead 
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Sep 14, 2012 - 6:38am |
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Two engineering students, Bob and Ed, are riding their bikes.
Bob says to Ed, "That's a nice bike; is it new?"
Ed replies, "Well, that's an interesting story. I was walking on campus the other day, and a beautiful woman rides up to me, gets off her bike and puts it on down, takes off all of her clothes and throws them down, and says 'Take what you want.'"
Bob says to Ed, "Good choice; the clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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JrzyTmata


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Sep 14, 2012 - 6:32am |
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ScottFromWyoming

Location: Powell Gender:  
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Sep 13, 2012 - 9:22pm |
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Wow. That was unexpected!
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Manbird

Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:  
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Sep 13, 2012 - 9:18pm |
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A Higgs boson walks into a church.
The priest asks the Higgs boson to leave, telling it that the name "God particle" is blasphemous.
The Higgs boson replies, "Okay, but without me, you can't have mass."
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