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Posted: Nov 23, 2022 - 2:56pm

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Posted: Oct 13, 2022 - 5:40pm

 VV wrote:
 Manbird wrote:
Why is everyone else here then?
 
Answer me that….  Batman!
 
Um, Port-O-San?

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Posted: Oct 8, 2022 - 8:04am

 Manbird wrote:
Why is everyone else here then?
 
Answer me that….  Batman!

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Posted: Oct 6, 2022 - 3:59pm

 Manbird wrote:

Great, these stitches ain’t gonna lick themselves ya know!
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Posted: Oct 6, 2022 - 3:37pm

 VV wrote:

When does the licking actually begin and is the instructor certified/qualified?




KEEP OUT



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Posted: Oct 6, 2022 - 10:54am

 VV wrote:
When does the licking actually begin and is the instructor certified/qualified?
 

Jan. 1, 186-Had an awful time in school today. me and Cawcaw Harding set together. when we came in from resess Cawcaw reached over and hit me a bat, and i lent him one in the snoot, and he hit me back. we was jest fooling, but old Francis called Cawcaw up front to lick him. i thought if i went up and told him he wood say, noble boy go to your seat, i wont lick neether of you. anyway i knew that Cawcaw wood tell on me, and so i told old Francis i hit Cawcaw first, and old Francis said Harry i have had my eye on you for a long time, and he jest took us up and slammed us together, and then he wood put me down and shake Cawcaw and then he wood put Cawcaw down and shake me till my head wabbled and he turned me upside down and all the fellers looked upside down and went round and round and somehow i felt silly like and kind of like laffin. i dident want to laff but coodent help it. and then he talked to us and sent us to our seats and told us to study, and i tried to but all the words in the book went round and round and i felt awful funny and kind of wabbly, and when i went home mother said something was the matter and i told her and then i cried, i don't know what i cried for, becaus i dident ake any. father said he wood lick me at home when i got licked at school and perhaps that was why i cried. ennyway when father come home i asked him if he was a going to lick me and he said not by a dam sight, and he gave me ten cents and when i went to bed i got laffin and crying all to once, and coodent stop, and mother set in my room and kept her hand on my forred until i went to sleep. i drempt i was fiting all the time. when i get big enuf there is going to be a fite between me and old Francis, you see if there aint.

Henry Shute

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Posted: Oct 6, 2022 - 10:00am

When does the licking actually begin and is the instructor certified/qualified?
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Posted: Oct 5, 2022 - 5:07pm

Sometimes you just gotta scratch that itch.
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Posted: Aug 3, 2022 - 9:08am

 miamizsun wrote:

good goop = bum salve

probably spicy too...


Like catnip for the manbird…
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Posted: Aug 2, 2022 - 9:05am

 geoff_morphini wrote:
 Manbird wrote:

40 minutes of exercise machining (without falling off).
Plus I haven't had a single dessert since the heart attack. 
My chest episiotomy scar is slowly fading with the help 
of daily vitamin E and Good Goop slatherings. 


You are a fine specimen...
Go with GOOP!
 
good goop = bum salve

probably spicy too...
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Posted: Aug 1, 2022 - 2:00pm

 Manbird wrote:

40 minutes of exercise machining (without falling off).
Plus I haven't had a single dessert since the heart attack. 
My chest episiotomy scar is slowly fading with the help 
of daily vitamin E and Good Goop slatherings. 


You are a fine specimen...
Go with GOOP!


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Posted: Jul 31, 2022 - 4:45pm

 Manbird wrote:

40 minutes of exercise machining (without falling off).
Plus I haven't had a single dessert since the heart attack. 
My chest episiotomy scar is slowly fading with the help 
of daily vitamin E and Good Goop slatherings. 




40 minutes on an exercise machine is impressive regardless of how many times you fall off. Keep up the good goop.
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Posted: Jul 31, 2022 - 4:26pm

40 minutes of exercise machining (without falling off).
Plus I haven't had a single dessert since the heart attack. 
My chest episiotomy scar is slowly fading with the help 
of daily vitamin E and Good Goop slatherings. 



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Posted: Apr 18, 2022 - 11:52am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
I LOL'd for real...
 
{#Arrowd}
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Posted: Apr 18, 2022 - 11:14am

 Manbird wrote:
Bug report! Our house is built in the center of a 30 acre black ant colony. The freaking things are invading from every crevice and crack throughout the domain. 
 
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Posted: Apr 18, 2022 - 11:04am


VV wrote:
Hey anyone, would this be the best place to search for biblical scripture interpretations?
 
oldviolin wrote:
define what you mean by 'search'...

Red_Dragon wrote:
probably only if little pieces of plastic are involved
 
 
Manbird wrote:
Just pick out the bone shards?
 
miamizsun wrote:
Internet Security Alert! Code: 055BCCAC9FEC
i see a horror movie with a girus in your future!
  
 oldviolin wrote:
Wait. What? Let me check the logbook...
 
kurtster wrote:
Heavens to Murgatroyd !  ...   I keep thinking about launch codes for some reason ... 
 
black321 wrote:
Timing is everything, right? 
 
oldviolin wrote:
Many people talk about going back to square one but has anyone actually done it?
 
Lazy8 wrote:
...if I were a betting man I'd put money on this being vaporware and the company vanishing in a very stylish puff of dust.
 
Red_Dragon wrote:
probably only if little pieces of plastic are involved
 
 haresfur wrote:
let me meditate on that
 
 Manbird wrote:
facetime the shindig!
 
 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
What is going on with that bird in your av?

Manbird wrote:
I thought you were going to say taken off me knickers. Hah laugh ha! 
Because if you did... 
 
 JrzyTmata wrote:
I'm not cleaning that up.

oldviolin wrote:

Awesome. I listened to a little genre sample. Sounded like someone pulling their own teeth. Gave me ideas...
 
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Yo, have you seen my left sock?
 
 R_P wrote:
Pushing as in expanding. No coercion is required. Just lots of carrots.
 
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 Manbird wrote:
Probably need to take some Milk of Magnesium to balance out the slurry...
 
miamizsun wrote:
another win for banana dip!
And that’s where mayo comes in...
 
 Manbird wrote:
Puddin' skin probably.
 
 
oldviolin wrote:
 buddy wrote:
islander wrote:
 oldviolin wrote:
buddy wrote:
You may have been absolutely right about Facebook all along.
 I came, I saw, I clamored. for attention...
 What did you have for lunch?
 Didn't he say clams?
 Who you callin' a mollusk?

 aflanigan wrote:
You could have warned people that "game night" at Chez OV involved naked crab soccer in the back yard.
 
 oldviolin wrote:
 miamizsun wrote:




 
Any questions?
 
 oldviolin wrote:
I hear heavy wheezing...
 
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Posted: Apr 17, 2022 - 6:32pm


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Posted: Jan 5, 2022 - 4:20am

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Posted: Dec 10, 2021 - 2:47pm


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Posted: Sep 24, 2021 - 7:31am

 miamizsun wrote:
the early years...
 
you're a sicko...
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