ScottFromWyoming wrote:

This part is too rich to let go by:

McKinney tracked him down to Surrey, England. With the help of an accomplice, she held him up with a toy pistol, used chloroform on him and drove him 200 miles to a honeymoon cottage in southeast England, chained him to a bed using mink-lined handcuffs, and for two days read him the Bible while trying to persuade him to marry her.

That didn't work, so she and her accomplice tied him spread-eagled on the bed and she assaulted him three times.

So it's either the Bible, or I screw your brains out.

buzz wrote:
holy crap!

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
"It's a miracle!" McKinney repeatedly shouted when she saw the cloned Boogers.
That may be my favorite line ever.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
theres a rumor in the neighborhood that the gnome is really her illegitimate son. remember that "vacation" she took when she was 15?

Leslie wrote:

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Nice shot of Nancy and Ronald Reagan.

zipper wrote:

You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?

 zipper wrote: 

Tell 'em Doll!
Don't mess with them if you know what's good for ya.

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Only Cackalackians are allowed to call it Cackalacky.  ;)
Scary broad. 

Which one's the clone?

buzz wrote:

Not where you live, maybe.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 






its not often that you see cackalacky, mormon and booger in the same paragraph.

ScottFromWyoming wrote:




Wait. How could she overpower a 300 lbs. male? Oh, the humanity. Why can't we all just forget? (said she)

It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?

 betterdaze wrote:

 

That's always the frustrating part, but now that you've got a "test run" interview under your belt, you'll get in the groove and will have a line of employers wanting your exceptional talents! 

hippiechick wrote:




Hi, HC! The long run will be great. It's just the initial easing into it that's scary. This whole job application thing is nuts.

I hope you're well, too.

 betterdaze wrote:

 
Hi Anna!!!

Hope things are going well for you!

BlueHeronDruid wrote:

OCDHG wrote:


I like those odds!

And tell Appy I made some apricot jam a couple of weeks ago, flavored with some apricot brandy, using apricots from the Grand Junction, CO, area. They were very yummy, as were the cherries. Best I've ever had. In fact, the cherries didn't last long enough for jam, but some of them ended up in a frozen custard Kevin made.

OCDHG wrote:


But it is a DRY cold.  Better dry snow and 10 than soaking rain in the 30's.  And does AK have pinyons? Low riders?  Luminarias?  Kit Carson's house (or is that Santa Fe?)?  Nooooo.