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Posted: Sep 14, 2025 - 9:21am
Veev got thrown out of the Home Depot in Altoona for hanging out in the "hand tools" aisle and shouting "I GOT YOU!" whenever someone asks for a ball peen hammer.

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Posted: Sep 2, 2025 - 2:08pm
Manbird was a pigmy woodchuck in his former life. Just how much mulch must a woodchuck munch, manbird? We wood like for you to chip in here. Chuck it up baby! Bark it like it's hot! Put a ring on it man!!!

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Posted: Aug 14, 2025 - 5:31pm
VeeVee. Sister Mary Catherine says God Bless You my child.

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Posted: Jul 29, 2025 - 2:35pm
buddy wrote: islander was having a good ol' time hanging out in the Baja until the Instituto Nacional de MigraciÃ³n swooped in & deported his butt to Adak, Alaska. But hey, at least it's an island. I have my papers!

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Posted: Jul 29, 2025 - 12:10pm
islander was having a good ol' time hanging out in the Baja until the Instituto Nacional de MigraciÃ³n swooped in & deported his butt to Adak, Alaska. But hey, at least it's an island.

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Posted: Jul 29, 2025 - 10:42am
Look, itâs not winterâs floppy man-boobs that bother meâ¦ â¦but itâs his independently rotating third nipple that really creeps me out.

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Posted: Jul 25, 2025 - 10:24am
Aaaah yes, but VV sits in his hot VW Beetle in 90Â° weather and listens to Sweating with the Oldies.

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Posted: Jul 25, 2025 - 7:05am
It's Friday and you know what that means... It's the day Islander sits alone in his empty garage listening to Enya on his bluetooth speaker while he silently weeps.

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Posted: Jul 20, 2025 - 8:19am
VV wrote: GeneP59âs Tinder handle is: Jethro Tull. Wait, WHAT!

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Posted: Jul 19, 2025 - 8:23pm
SFWâs secret shame? The countless times his mother was mistaken for Ian Anderson while out in public.

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Posted: Jul 12, 2025 - 9:16pm
Jrzy wants everyone to think New Jersey was the first state to ban unlicensed mimes.

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Posted: Jun 30, 2025 - 5:39am
SFW tried to start an air-sitar club in high school.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2025 - 7:52pm
GeneP59âs Tinder handle is: Jethro Tull.

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Posted: Jun 8, 2025 - 9:12am
Islander has been known to torpedo any dinghy that comes to close to him. He says itâs not a boat but a pile of kindling strapped together and should only be used for bonfires. ð¥

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Posted: Jun 7, 2025 - 6:29pm
maryte wrote: Veev's comes from being the one to make them cry. I call it a kickback, he says it's a service fee.

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Posted: Jun 7, 2025 - 5:37pm
winter wrote: Islander's secondary income stream is taking bets on which Little Leaguers will cry at the next game. Veev's comes from being the one to make them cry.

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Posted: Jun 7, 2025 - 3:36pm
islander wrote: It's supposed to be ironic, but it's just unfortunate.

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Posted: Jun 7, 2025 - 1:05pm
VV wrote: SFW thinks his Alanis Morrisette tattoo makes him look tough. It doesnât. It's supposed to be ironic, but it's just unfortunate.

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Posted: Jun 7, 2025 - 12:31pm
SFW thinks his Alanis Morrisette tattoo makes him look tough. It doesnât.

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Posted: Jun 3, 2025 - 2:45am
Kurtster has ICE on speed-dial.

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