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Posted: Oct 22, 2024 - 7:09am

Delirium Lumens

some Goya this way, some Goya that
some Goya light a dark room while
crowned with a stylish candle hat...

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Posted: Oct 18, 2024 - 11:57am

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Posted: Oct 16, 2024 - 7:07pm

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I spun around 3 times but I was still there.  



Next time wear your ruby slippers and click your heels three times first. Then head over to The Lullaby League Lounge and busk a move...


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Posted: Oct 16, 2024 - 4:27pm

I spun around 3 times but I was still there.  
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Posted: Oct 16, 2024 - 2:25pm

It's about time
It's about space
It's about sugar water for the human race
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Posted: Oct 16, 2024 - 2:23pm

The harder they are the bigger they fall...
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Posted: Sep 26, 2024 - 10:48am

 winter wrote:

in case of emergency, break glass, stop bleeding, treat cuts, and rethink life.



Says you!
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Posted: Sep 26, 2024 - 10:33am

Conch conch!
 
Yes? Who is it?
 
A giant hungry crab!
 
ah yes. Whelkome. We've been expectantly
dissecting you!
 
But wait! Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
 
Why yes! Yes it is! How observant. Here. Sit a spell. 

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Posted: Jul 26, 2024 - 9:54pm

Aerodynamics

I'll wager a railroad penny Abe Lincoln's ghost is haunting a log cabin somewhere in Kentucky. Probably got a mule and a goat or two opaquely wondering around the vicinity. Maybe some laying hens. I think there might be ducks. Definitely no free range chickens. Dude living across the road in the boarded up Sinclair station keeps all the killing chickens. There's no gas to pump but he does sell buffaloed wings by the bucket list and gumball/novelty machine refills by the case, cart, truck, or freight car. The joint is like a big chicken coop with a dinosaur sign out front. 

If you figure that one out just dial 1-800-MANBIRD and ask for a guy named Cletus. He will take care of you from there. If he's out frog gigging and it goes to voicemail, channel your best 
Kermit and sing him a lullaby followed by a stork or pelican joke. .

P.S. Vote no for cream corn.  Also, stow your bird when not in use. It'll make sense later. Everything will.

C'mon! It's just words! 


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Posted: Jul 26, 2024 - 7:37pm

the first woman to float an apple in a flagon of tea was Celia d'Crickette, an earthworm-tamer and derogatrix from Oregon.
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Posted: Jul 26, 2024 - 7:33pm

in case of emergency, break glass, stop bleeding, treat cuts, and rethink life.
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Posted: Jul 26, 2024 - 7:33pm

a spider's heart is a fickle thing; small, ill-suited for space travel, and largely made of marzipan.
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Posted: Jul 26, 2024 - 7:31pm

it's true what they say.

spiders can hear most colors and see a few sounds.

a wolf-pack consists of a council of wise elders, a war chief, three forensic accountants, and a French-certified jester.

most sunflower stings are non-fatal. the exception is the viper sunflower, known in France as "radis Reine", which can kill a man or three and a half horses within six hours.

bees will not sing in the presence of jellyfish, Whigs, or plumbers.

the first bathing suit for men was designed in 1874 by Guillaume de Pastorali, a pipe-fitter and part-time parrot from Poughkeepsie.

if a Belgian woman buttons an even number of buttons on her shirt, she is automatically a candidate for provincial office.

King Louis IX was forbidden by papal edict to speak the sentence, "Peter Papist picked a peck of pickled Protestants". However, his mistress documented that he often said it during intimate moments between them.

The birthday cake for Winston Churchill's dog Rufus weighed three stone, two dice, and half a lampshade.

the first bar trivia game took place between Christopher Marlowe's "Canterbury Crits" and Walter Raleigh's "Potato Terrors" in a bar near what is now Milan.

a man wearing two top hats is a sure omen of increased interest rates. in Renaissance times, such men were generally derided, debrided, and left to cool on the windowsill.

the sexual practices of the common garden gnome are unspeakable, and Arthur Conan Doyle's vividly graphic depictions of them are locked in a vault under Windsor Castle until the year 2399.

if all the uranium on earth were to be simultaneously ignited, it would be shocking because it is not all stored in the same place.

every octopus for the last 150 million years has had an irresistible craving for Mexican wedding cookies.


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Posted: Jul 26, 2024 - 7:18pm

Agashed, I rolled over onto the sidewalk and drew a hopscotch game. The knife wound cooperated but my damn bum knees just laughed at me. 

Ohhh! Aghast!!! Never mind.
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Posted: Jul 26, 2024 - 7:08pm

once upon a time there was a time, and there was upon it only once. and that once timed upon a there, which was there, and the end was ever happily after, and the story was done - a rare thing, a lovely thing, but only a thing.
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Posted: Jul 25, 2024 - 6:30am

...anyhow, if you ever make it to the moon and the cheese really is green I would give a long consideration before eating any of it...
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Posted: Jul 18, 2024 - 8:43pm

...You will have to be really really really really strong. Now, who wants chocolate milk? 
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Posted: Apr 16, 2024 - 10:10am

I'm working on a project. I don't really know what I'm doing. I realize on frequent inner levels of perception that I don't have the factual knowledge I need for full on engagement outwardly so the intuitive elements take over and I navigate an all-sense encompassing slipstream into a painting of a vessel I once saw hanging in an abandoned house. Well, the painting wasn't actually there but you could tell where it had been hanging by the brighter space on those dirty peeling walls. I remember stepping back for a moment, peering beyond darker shores and standing there on those beaches painting a solemn shell, and framing it for eternity.


lol
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Posted: Apr 10, 2024 - 8:15am

It’s just a jump to the Left!
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