if you're going into a pool head first, make sure that it has water
in my defense it was very dark and i was channeling timothy leary
forty some odd years later this incident has manifested into oral surgery
and to top it off, about a week into my recovery i came down with a nasty little case of covid
i think it was ov that said "consequences have consequences"
Jaysus my friend, so glad you are here to report your near demise! I was just thinking about diving into an empty pool but now you've convinced me it might be a bad idea. In all seriousness, I hope you have a complete recovery.
sadly, no
fortunately for me, my right cheekbone caught the coping on the way in
which blunted my frontal impact at the bottom
one of my friends went in with a flash light after and found my chicklets
i only lost three teeth but two were my front bucks
Yikes, you sound remarkably chirpy, considering. Thank God you didn't break your neck.
Kid's joke:
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam.
if you're going into a pool head first, make sure that it has water
in my defense it was very dark and i was channeling timothy leary
forty some odd years later this incident has manifested into oral surgery
and to top it off, about a week into my recovery i came down with a nasty little case of covid
i think it was ov that said "consequences have consequences"
Ooof! Glad at least you are still walking.
Here's to a fast recovery!
sadly, no fortunately for me, my right cheekbone caught the coping on the way in which blunted my frontal impact at the bottom one of my friends went in with a flash light after and found my chicklets i only lost three teeth but two were my front bucks
My brother did a face plant when his walker leg got hung up as he was stepping out his door. He hit the patio so hard, it caused his eye to swell so much, he lost sight in his right eye. It was ugly, so I can imagine the many shades of bruise you will see.
if you're going into a pool head first, make sure that it has water
in my defense it was very dark and i was channeling timothy leary
forty some odd years later this incident has manifested into oral surgery
and to top it off, about a week into my recovery i came down with a nasty little case of covid
i think it was ov that said "consequences have consequences"
if you're going into a pool head first, make sure that it has water in my defense it was very dark and i was channeling timothy leary forty some odd years later this incident has manifested into oral surgery and to top it off, about a week into my recovery i came down with a nasty little case of covid i think it was ov that said "consequences have consequences"
Holy crap! So sorry to see this, J. I hope you are well on your way to recovery now.
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Aug 6, 2025 - 5:47pm
miamizsun wrote:
if you're going into a pool head first, make sure that it has water
in my defense it was very dark and i was channeling timothy leary
forty some odd years later this incident has manifested into oral surgery
and to top it off, about a week into my recovery i came down with a nasty little case of covid
i think it was ov that said "consequences have consequences"
Please tell me that you are off beat kidding. If not
EDIT:
I just read the rest of the story. Holy FâN Crap! Iâm soooooo sorry this happened to you
sadly, no
fortunately for me, my right cheekbone caught the coping on the way in
which blunted my frontal impact at the bottom
one of my friends went in with a flash light after and found my chicklets
i only lost three teeth but two were my front bucks
sadly, no
fortunately for me, my right cheekbone caught the coping on the way in
which blunted my frontal impact at the bottom
one of my friends went in with a flash light after and found my chicklets
i only lost three teeth but two were my front bucks
if you're going into a pool head first, make sure that it has water
in my defense it was very dark and i was channeling timothy leary
forty some odd years later this incident has manifested into oral surgery
and to top it off, about a week into my recovery i came down with a nasty little case of covid
i think it was ov that said "consequences have consequences"
if you're going into a pool head first, make sure that it has water
in my defense it was very dark and i was channeling timothy leary
forty some odd years later this incident has manifested into oral surgery
and to top it off, about a week into my recovery i came down with a nasty little case of covid
i think it was ov that said "consequences have consequences"
if you're going into a pool head first, make sure that it has water
in my defense it was very dark and i was channeling timothy leary
forty some odd years later this incident has manifested into oral surgery
and to top it off, about a week into my recovery i came down with a nasty little case of covid
i think it was ov that said "consequences have consequences"
Yeah, it shouldn't have had a number, plus there's a comma missing after "but if you must", before "avoid". Anyhow, I have to go get some coal, be back shortly.
that would make sense. i wouldn't have given it it's own number, though, since a continuation of the section above. but, that's just me.
i have no idea why i'm even talking about this. it was just a first thing in the morning read before coffee and it seemed...off.
Yeah, it shouldn't have had a number, plus there's a comma missing after "but if you must", before "avoid". Anyhow, I have to go get some coal, be back shortly.
Holy crap! So sorry to see this, J. I hope you are well on your way to recovery now.
yes. all that. i'm so glad you get me.