Florida Man arrested for encouraging 12-year-old to drive his SUV at 85mph, police say

 Red_Dragon wrote:
 

I am embarrassed to admit that I once did something similar on a friend's boat on the west coast of Vancouver Island.  Luckily the error was quickly identified.  (Dumbass......)  

Florida Man Mistakenly Pumps Gas onto the Deck of His Boat

 sunybuny wrote: 

they are everywhere in south florida and they get quite a bit of press

some of these can get up to 4-5 feet long and 15-20 lbs (godzilla-like)

and why hasn't anyone in the film industry done a horror series on a giant mutant iguana? (hey japan)

 miamizsun wrote:
 
OMG - if you only knew how true....   LMAO!!

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 

 Red_Dragon wrote:
 

I was gonna order some fresh iguana meat from Florida, but in the fine print it says "previously frozen".

 miamizsun wrote:


about halfway there's a tower you can go up into and see some whopper dinosaurs in the pond/lake
it's hard to judge just how big they are, but they're usually....

...noticeably larger than most you'll see on the trail/loop

 
I sure hope so after that description!

I’m watching AKC.tv ... the national dock diving championships. My good friend and her two dogs are nationally ranked! Go Reesie and Saffron!

 kcar wrote:
 
I knew the gator was dissected, I was just speculating - based on the stories of salt water crocodiles in northern Australia that use Mandrax to relax their prey.  I was guessing that Mr. Meth was dumped there after having the bad manners to die in someone's car/trailer/flop-house.  They may have thought it would be easier to drop him out in the glades than to try to explain a dead guy to the cops.  It is Florida after all.

 kcar wrote: 

well there's no way around the fact that it is a very large critter

they don't get much longer 14-15 feet maybe and that's probably rare

but they gain more girth and can get quite a bit heavier (esp males/bulls)

if you're ever in south florida try and make a trip to shark valley (winter is the best time)

rent a bike or take the tram on 15 mile loop through the glades

about halfway there's a tower you can go up into and see some whopper dinosaurs in the pond/lake

it's hard to judge just how big they are, but they're usually noticeably larger than most you'll see on the trail/loop

 Proclivities wrote:
 

As the article notes, the gator was trapped, killed and cut open. Mr. Meth's foot and hand were found inside. Apparently the animal attacked the man's body after he'd died.

Who would drop off a tweaker in swamp? And why? 

I don't know if 450 pounds and 12 feet is big for a gator, but that's 450 pounds and 12 feet too much for me. Cannot stand beasts like that.

 miamizsun wrote:
 
That "drop-off" scenario seems very likely.  I hope the gator's okay; if he starts showing up late for work there may be a problem.

 kcar wrote: 

how did get out into the glades?

generally not a lot of methheads hanging out in the swamp

he may have been dropped off

 kcar wrote:
 

Was the alligator tweaking when it was found? Then again, it may have been a DEA gator

Bad luck, Florida-style. At first the coroner thought the guy had drowned but no. 

Kids: don't do meth near the water or alligators! Stay safe and addicted! 



Florida man found eaten by alligator actually died from meth overdose, officials say


The Florida man who was found partially eaten by an alligator earlier this year died from a meth overdose — not a gator attack, as was speculated, according to autopsy results.

Read in Fox News: https://apple.news/ADn6Mo5IoT1aWAlIqvzvQ1A

 sunybuny wrote: 

 miamizsun wrote:
 
Yes sir..... the world sends us their problem children then wonders what is wrong with us.  

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
it's not the site

it's florida