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ptooey
Location: right behind you. no, over there. Gender:
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Nov 2, 2013 - 7:23am |
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ScottFromWyoming wrote: You just made it wronger. Well done Take, eat. You want some ranch with that? Ehh. It's what I do. Mmmm....ranch.
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Nov 2, 2013 - 7:22am |
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ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
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Nov 2, 2013 - 7:08am |
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ptooey wrote:on a steeeeeeeeck You just made it wrong er. Well done Take, eat. You want some ranch with that?
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ptooey
Location: right behind you. no, over there. Gender:
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Nov 2, 2013 - 6:54am |
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skyguy wrote:Grand Daughter after touring Notre Dame and seeing a high mass: "That was pretty cool but what's with all the pictures of the guy on a stick?"
on a steeeeeeeeck
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skyguy
Location: FOCO Gender:
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Nov 1, 2013 - 3:15pm |
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Grand Daughter after touring Notre Dame and seeing a high mass: "That was pretty cool but what's with all the pictures of the guy on a stick?"
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RadioParadisio
Location: New York
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Nov 1, 2013 - 1:33pm |
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My girlfriend and I go to a a one year old's birthday party. Parents and their little kids everywhere. We're walking around. Find a table to sit down with our drinks in the house. Kids are running around everywhere. There's a bowl of candy-corn on the table. This little boy, no more than 4 years, super curly brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, runs over to our table and grabs a fist full of candy corn.
My girlfriend: Hey, be careful with all that candy corn. You might eat so much you're going to turn into one! Little boy: WHAT!? Really!? Girlfriend: Yeah! Wait....Oh, no, I think it's starting. Your face looks a little orange. Next thing you know your middle is going to turn yellow, and your legs and feet will be white like a candy corn! Little boy: Well.....shouldn't my face be white? Girlfriend: Oh! Like the top of a candy corn? Boy: Yeah! And well.......because......I'm Jewish.
Then he ran away. And she and I just stared at each other like "Uh......well, he's not wrong, but where the heck did that ever come from?"
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Nov 1, 2013 - 9:09am |
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Red_Dragon wrote:ok. bye. no. I know, texting has given me new insights into how his brain works.
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Nov 1, 2013 - 9:06am |
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NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:Finn is in Berlin for the mid-term break. After not hearing from him for a week we just chatted: ok. bye. no.
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Nov 1, 2013 - 8:59am |
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Finn is in Berlin for the mid-term break. After not hearing from him for a week we just chatted:
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Oct 15, 2013 - 8:26am |
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Manbird
Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:
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May 24, 2013 - 10:06am |
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Isabeau wrote: priceless. I'm looking forward to future episodes.
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Isabeau
Location: sou' tex Gender:
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May 24, 2013 - 10:02am |
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Manbird wrote: priceless.
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Manbird
Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:
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May 24, 2013 - 9:48am |
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jmkate
Location: nearly under a stack of books Gender:
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May 17, 2013 - 9:02am |
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When Jasper was 5, we were dancing to some music in the kitchen. I guess he was having a good time, because he yelled, and I quote, verbatim, " Gimme the beat , good storm troopers!" He may have seen Star Wars a few too many times.
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BlueHeronDruid
Location: Заебани сме луѓе
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May 17, 2013 - 2:01am |
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MrsHobieJoe wrote:I wish people wouldn't grow old. Then grandad wouldn't be dead, daddy would have hair and you'd be thin!
WINDEX! After a thorough thrashing, that is.
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MrsHobieJoe
Location: somewhere in Europe Gender:
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May 16, 2013 - 10:41pm |
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I wish people wouldn't grow old. Then grandad wouldn't be dead, daddy would have hair and you'd be thin!
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Alexandra
Location: PNW Gender:
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Mar 27, 2013 - 2:36pm |
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NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:Just listened to an old recording of F. performing in front of a crowd for the first time:
"I am very excited so please stay calm."
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Mar 27, 2013 - 2:31pm |
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Just listened to an old recording of F. performing in front of a crowd for the first time:
"I am very excited so please stay calm."
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Jan 3, 2013 - 7:26pm |
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Skaterella wrote:Lily starts bowling club tomorrow:
"my ball is gonna go in the utter a lot !"
that's where mine usually goes
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Skaterella
Location: jrzy Gender:
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Jan 3, 2013 - 7:20pm |
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Lily starts bowling club tomorrow:
"my ball is gonna go in the utter a lot !"
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