bokey wrote: 
Not weird at all and he knows this much more than you may ever understand.

TY  

 bokey wrote:  Ah Bokes - you are a Sweetheart.  I love you. 

 bokey wrote: 

No its not.  Its what we do for the very reason you mentioned.

I kissed my Pops on the cheek last night before he went to sleep. (No, not that one). His face cheek.

Yeah, it was weird. I'm going to miss him so much, I just want him to know he was loved.

Is that weird or what?

"What's up, man?  Which aisle is the Tiger Milk on?"

what the...

Man Changes Address, Tricks Demo Crew Into Destroying Neighbor's House

 

 

Mum Busted For Breastfeeding On A Moped

A mum in a hurry boobed in central China when she breastfed her young son while they sped through traffic on a moped.

Witnesses say the tot - aged about 18 months - was crying as the bike weaved through busy roads in Yuzhou, Henan province.

"So she suddenly lifted up her T-shirt, whipped out her breast and started to feed him on the move," said one startled driver.

But the impromptu meals on wheels earned the mother a ticking off from local police.

What the Hell is going ON in here???

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 

steps...out of this topic.

German woman flaunts barely there 16-inch waist achieved by wearing a corset nonstop 

Berliner Michele Kobke, 24, is just an inch away from her ‘dream’ waist — and the world record for an adult waistline.

 

 bokey wrote:Because your big head is why.Marist College Crew Team Finds Giant Floating ‘Head’
 
You are such a dork. That's hobbitt. Or more likely Sean-E.

Because your big head is why.
Marist College Crew Team Finds Giant Floating ‘Head’

POUGHKEEPSIE, N. Y. (CBSNewYork/AP) – Anyone lose a giant head made of Styrofoam and fiberglass? That’s what officials at Marist College in Poughkeepsie are asking after the men’s crew team found the unusual object floating in the Hudson River.

Manhattan mother jumps eight stories to her death with her infant son strapped to her chest; baby survives with minor injuries

 

A Manhattan lawyer strapped her 10-month-old son to her chest and leaped to her death from an eighth-story window in Harlem on Wednesday — and the baby miraculously survived with little more than scratches, police sources said.

Cynthia Wachenheim, 44, who left a suicide note castigating herself for being a bad mother, landed on her back after taking the fatal plunge. Baby Keston was in a harness. He bounced off his mom on impact and then rolled away from her motionless arms.

 Pot pie burglar enters drug treatment

SALISBURY, Md. , Jan. 17 (UPI) — A Maryland man who broke down the door of a house, took off his pants and ate a chicken pot pie was spared jail when he agreed to enter drug treatment.

Russell Neff, 23, pleaded guilty to first degree burglary and was sentenced to 10 years in jail with all but time served suspended when he agreed to enter a drug treatment court program Jan. 11, The Daily Times, Salisbury, Md. , reported Thursday.

Police said Neff broke down the door to a stranger's Salisbury home in August and cooked and ate a chicken pot pie from the home's kitchen, The Washington Post reported.

Officers arrived to find Neff clad in only his underwear and licking a television remote control, police said.

 CoffeeGirl wrote: 
Or the pigs. I haven't trusted pigs since I read "Animal Farm" in junior high.

Oregon man, 69, eaten by his own pigs

"For all we know, it was a horrific accident, but it's so doggone weird that we have to look at all possibilities, " Frasier told The Register-Guard.

 bokey wrote: 
Police say they have found no evidence of foul play.   Don't they mean "fowl play"?  I wouldn't put it past the chickens to do such a thing.

 miamizsun wrote: 
   

Feds Bust Man Who Returned Used Enemas

Floridian indicted for tampering with items purchased from CVS

 

OCTOBER 11—A Florida man has been indicted on a federal product tampering charge for allegedly returning used enemas to the shelves of the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items.

Ronald Eugene Robinson is accused in an indictment unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Jacksonville. Robinson, 34, is pictured in the below mug shot.

According to prosecutors, Robinson bought several “pre-packaged CVS Pharmacy Ready-to-Use enemas” between April and June of this year. After using the enemas, he placed them back into their boxes, resealed the containers, and returned the products for refunds.

The used enemas, reshelved by CVS workers, were subsequently sold to unsuspecting customers. The federal indictment charges that Robinson acted with “reckless disregard” and placed others “in danger of death or bodily injury.”

“It is believed that all customers have been notified of the tainted purchases,” Department of Justice prosecutors said in a press release issued today.

The tampering probe was launched in June when a CVS employee told Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office deputies that a male customer—who had bought and returned enemas on several occasions—had tampered with a box.

The pharmacy worker, Dustin McDonald, said that the customer claimed that he purchased the enemas for his mother, but “she no longer needed them,” according to a Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office report.

When the suspicious McDonald decided to “check the box of enemas to be sure that they were not tampered with,” he “observed that all the enemas were used.” The worker also noticed that, “the unknown white male…re-glued the bottom of the box so that it appeared that it had not been opened.”

McDonald then opened three other six-pack enema boxes on the store’s shelves and found that “all the enemas in each of the 3 boxes were previously used,” deputies noted. An analysis of the used products revealed that, “fecal matter was located on some of the returned enema bottles.”

If convicted of the felony rap, Robinson faces a maximum of ten years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Robinson, who is currently on state probation, has a lengthy rap sheet that includes arrests for burglary, battery, passing bad checks, damage to property, and criminal mischief.