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I was asked to help out a mom and her child many years ago. "He says he can't see anything!!" she tells me, not hysterical but worried.
"Hmmm," I say. I look at him (about 4-5 years old). "Well, let's see what's wrong. Hop up on the table." Which he does without pause, jumping straight up on it and sitting up staring straight ahead.
I look at the mom. "You OK now?" And she gets a sheepish grin and tells me thanks.

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Posted: May 29, 2022 - 12:42am

oldviolin wrote:

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Posted: May 27, 2022 - 4:38pm

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Posted: May 25, 2022 - 9:35am

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Posted: May 20, 2022 - 7:04pm
miamizsun wrote: ColdMiser wrote: They are like Boy Scout merit badges. Look close you can see one for Boot Licking. do they have a medal for arse smooching? because if they do... Is it a gold double lip lock with oak leaf cluster? because, well, additionally...

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Posted: May 20, 2022 - 6:35pm

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Posted: May 20, 2022 - 6:53am
ColdMiser wrote: They are like Boy Scout merit badges. Look close you can see one for Boot Licking. do they have a medal for arse smooching? because if they do...

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Posted: May 20, 2022 - 6:46am
GeneP59 wrote: You ever notice the 400 metals on the chests of Chinese and North Korean generals? What did they do to get them? Fighting each other for cans of dog food? They are like Boy Scout merit badges. Look close you can see one for Boot Licking.

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Posted: May 18, 2022 - 4:45pm
KurtfromLaQuinta wrote: They award them to themselves. They buy them from the Dollar Store. Aaaaaa correction itâs the $1.25 store now.

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Posted: May 17, 2022 - 11:15am
GeneP59 wrote: You ever notice the 400 metals on the chests of Chinese and North Korean generals? What did they do to get them? Fighting each other for cans of dog food? They award them to themselves. They buy them from the Dollar Store.

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Posted: May 17, 2022 - 9:04am
You ever notice the 400 metals on the chests of Chinese and North Korean generals? What did they do to get them? Fighting each other for cans of dog food?

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Posted: May 16, 2022 - 10:08am

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Posted: May 13, 2022 - 10:39am

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Posted: May 11, 2022 - 7:30am
Coaxial wrote: Now cough. You forgot to say âturn your headâ

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Posted: May 11, 2022 - 6:33am
miamizsun wrote: KurtfromLaQuinta wrote: Listen closely... and breathe deeply... Now cough.

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Posted: May 11, 2022 - 6:04am
KurtfromLaQuinta wrote: Listen closely... and breathe deeply...

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Posted: May 10, 2022 - 8:57pm
GeneP59 wrote: The crust on the biscuit looks like an apostrophe? Is this from the Riddlerâs Bakery? Listen closely...

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Posted: May 10, 2022 - 2:18am
Why are John Deere tractors kill-switched in the first place? Hereâs a hint: the technology was not invented to thwart Russian looters. No, it was invented to thwart American farmers.

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Posted: May 8, 2022 - 6:25pm
KurtfromLaQuinta wrote: The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe. The crust on the biscuit looks like an apostrophe? Is this from the Riddlerâs Bakery?

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Posted: May 8, 2022 - 5:45pm

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