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Manbird

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Posted: Jun 10, 2011 - 11:55am
 oldslabsides wrote:


 
Surprised
Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan
Posted: Jun 10, 2011 - 11:46am
 Alexandra wrote:
From my friends who just had a baby 2 years ago...
 
 
Tim:

From the respect-your-elders department:

My wife called earlier today. The conversation was brief.

" We just saw someone in a chicken outfit. Hayden said, 'Daddy.'"
...
Apparently, my carefully cultivated image as a fearsome authority figure has taken hold.

 


Alexandra

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Location: PNW
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Posted: Jun 10, 2011 - 11:20am
From my friends who just had a baby 2 years ago...
 
 
Tim:

 From the respect-your-elders department:

My wife called earlier today. The conversation was brief.

" We just saw someone in a chicken outfit. Hayden said, 'Daddy.'"
...
Apparently, my carefully cultivated image as a fearsome authority figure has taken hold.
K_Love

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Posted: May 19, 2011 - 11:55am
 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

That gave me a cramp.

 
I couldn't even finish reading it. The most shocking thing I read, though, was the word "college."

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: May 19, 2011 - 11:37am
 dmax wrote:
 
That gave me a cramp.
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Posted: May 19, 2011 - 10:38am

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan
Posted: May 4, 2011 - 11:33am
 meower wrote:
My gay friend's update
I walked by a girl about a block from my house a bit ago walking in the rain and crying (ladies crying in public break my heart). Me "I don't have a tissue but do you want my umbrella?" She "Are you fucking with me?" Me "Nope" She "Are you hitting one me?" Me "Nope, big fag" She "Thanks" (with a li'l smile. SO Phillly!


 


meower

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Posted: May 4, 2011 - 11:32am
My gay friend's update
I walked by a girl about a block from my house a bit ago walking in the rain and crying (ladies crying in public break my heart). Me "I don't have a tissue but do you want my umbrella?" She "Are you fucking with me?" Me "Nope" She "Are you hitting one me?" Me "Nope, big fag" She "Thanks" (with a li'l smile. SO Phillly!
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Posted: May 4, 2011 - 8:59am
 sirdroseph wrote:


You try raising 2 young boys alone, I would say it was epic!{#Lol}

 

That was my initial thought.........but then I second-guessed myself, as I'm wont to do. Thank you! {#Cheers} She is pretty awesome. I watched her birth that first son—held her leg while she pushed, even.....that and the way she soldiered through widowhood grew me ALL KINDS of new respect for that woman.
 
cc_rider

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Location: Bastrop
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Posted: May 4, 2011 - 8:29am
 sirdroseph wrote:
You try raising 2 young boys alone, I would say it was epic!{#Lol}
 
Agreed. Sounds pretty epic to me. Good for her.
sirdroseph

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Location: Not here, I tell you wat
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Posted: May 4, 2011 - 8:23am
 Alexandra wrote:
From one of my best friends....a widow for 4 years, today (with two young boys):
 

I didn't think we could make it, but we did.

{#Meditate}  {#Notworthy} {#Good-vibes}

 
Maybe not epic, but admirable.

 

You try raising 2 young boys alone, I would say it was epic!{#Lol}
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Posted: May 4, 2011 - 8:17am
From one of my best friends....a widow for 4 years, today (with two young boys):
 

I didn't think we could make it, but we did.

{#Meditate}  {#Notworthy} {#Good-vibes}

 
Maybe not epic, but admirable.
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:44am
 oldslabsides wrote:


  I should have known.

 

Sing it sister...sing it to the skies!
Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:41am
 Alexandra wrote:


Are you sure you haven't? Check your newsfeed!

 

  I should have known.
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:37am
 oldslabsides wrote:


  I should probably friend this person.

 

Are you sure you haven't? Check your newsfeed!
cc_rider

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Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:36am
 oldslabsides wrote:


  I should probably friend this person.

  Yes, you should.
Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:32am
 Alexandra wrote:
Dear people downtown, Don't whistle in the elevator. It makes me want to stab you.

{#Roflol}

 

  I should probably friend this person.
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:28am
Dear people downtown, Don't whistle in the elevator. It makes me want to stab you.

{#Roflol}
buzz

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Location: up the boohai
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 8:12am
 lily34 wrote:

oh it's my fault, is it?? fine.
 
in a word...yesitisyourfaultihaveafacebookaccount
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 3:06am
There's no better way to end my day than playing in the rain with my favorite boy. (:


That sounds good to me! I'd play in the rain with MY favorite boy any day. {#Smile}  {#Umbrella}
It wasn't an epic status, just a cute one.
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