oldslabsides wrote: 
I'd report for duty, but these coveralls make me look silly.

 oldslabsides wrote: 
Well duh. 

 RASPUTIN wrote: 
Estonians.

 oldslabsides wrote: 

I'm sort of curious as to what exactly you render Lithuanians into?

 islander wrote: 
another candidate for employment at the Lithuanian rendering plant.

 Proclivities wrote: 
Okay, this is pathetic. I was playing with this and actually thought "wow, I'm turning this into a dog!", then I realized how it worked - 'doh!'.

 oldslabsides wrote: 

When you go to work at that Lithuanian rendering plant.

 Manbird wrote: 
Despite my best efforts, it does happen occasionally.

 oldslabsides wrote: 
Have you ever been caught working before?

 oldslabsides wrote: 
It works for me,'cause I've never sought to make friends of my work acquaintances.  But, yeah, I do.  Objectivity's the biggest challenge, as you might guess.

 ptooey wrote: 
Love your work? I would.

 oldslabsides wrote: 
My actual job is to criticize my co-workers.  I'm EXTREMELY familiar with this sort of communication. 

 RASPUTIN wrote: 
fyt

 oldslabsides wrote: 
It's Schlabby Lingua Franca

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
Veiled threats and innuendo mostly but it is the holiday season.  They threw him a bone.

 ptooey wrote: 
How did you know?

 oldslabsides wrote: 
 
 
I think we're going to seek out burritos for lunch on Saturday (Mission district San Francisco, and/or taco wagons on International in Oakland) so you'll finally get a new Burrito Chronicle. If not, then definitely something from Super Taco down at Justine's mom's house. Maybe lengua if it doesn't look like it's been sitting around forever. 

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
There are one or two who are permitted to do so.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
The message came via a note rubberbanded to a hurled brick.

 oldslabsides wrote: 
they talk to you at work?