I admire oldviolin for finally giving up on his lifelong hobby of collecting scabs. YOU GO, GIRL!

 winter wrote: 
Classic.

Okay. So.

*deep breath*

AliGator punched Bokey in the neck because he said that France was "a nation of butter-bloated garlic-scented necrophiliacs". Bokey fell backwards into BHD's nice crystal punch bowl, breaking it and spilling punch all over Alexandra's best dress. So Alexandra used her massage mojo and invoked a reverse massage on Bokey to make all his muscles tight and tense. But she missed and got Schlabby by mistake. (Well, she says it was a mistake. Schlabby's pretty sure it was on purpose.)

Now Triskele gets into it. She starts kicking Alexandra in the shins. Raspy tries to break it up, but it's getting boring and he's got football to watch. Besides, his pants are full of nacho cheese and it's slowing him down. So he says "to hell with all of that" and logs off. Somehow this causes a glitch to log Kaupmees in as Agnes. He starts doing his usual "la di da, I'm SO kaupmees" thing, pissing everyone off like he does with his verbose arrogance, until BillG invokes the "Drachenadler Protocol" and sets Kaupmees' access to "post childish journals only". Only he does it to Agnes, because Kaupmees is logged in as Agnes. So now Agnes, who wants to get in there and salvage her reputation as a decent, kind person from the savage karmic beating that is Kaupmees, is stuck looking like a - well, a Kaupmees.

Also there was some political crap or other. 

Ah, cookinlover got his juice on and came in here trippin' the lights fantastic and then got mad 'cause
nobody laughed at his tile-setter jokes. I think it was the lipstick that turned everybody off. Anyhow, he's over it now.
I'm not sure if we'll ever be.
Hope you had a great vacation and some time to relax for a change.

I've been gone (vacation)... now I'm back. And yeah, you people post a LOT in a few days, so I can't imagine trying to catch up with the forum and journals!

So, what's been happening?