Painted_Turtle wrote: 

Watch something better. Like a long-since-cancelled TV series starring Bruce Campell!

I might need to stock up if I want to participate in the Sarah Palin VP Drinking Debate tonight

...this cocktail for the Alaskan Oil Spill sounds interesting...everytime she mentions something about energy you get to drink one...if she mentions her environmental record you get to drink a Canadian Moosehead beer

Alaskan Oil Spill recipe

serve in Brandy Snifter alcohol 39% options

1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/4 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur

Shake Curacao and Rumple Minze together, let chill and pour into a snifter.
 Layer the Jagermeister on top and drink like a shot.



....maybe I'll read my book while I'm watching...yawn

 samiyam wrote: 
Fixed yer topy 

 dionysius wrote: 

Fixed yer typo

 islander wrote: 
Bubbahotep will spare thee.

 dionysius wrote: 
Let's see, your options are:
a) bad acting, poorly written dialog, cheesy special effects, and lots of in your face scariness.
b) one or the many fine Bruce Campbel movies.

I think you made the right choice.

 manbirdexperiment wrote:Nah, I think one of the candidates will hire an ex-boyfriend to beat the other with a pipe so s/he can't practice and has to settle for second, then gets caught and winds up on the Pro Wrestling circuit and begging for change outside 7-11s until VH1 does a Where Are They Now special and s/he makes a big comeback after the reunion tour.

 islander wrote: 
Let's just say that Netflix rules this household with an iron fistule.

 HoneyBearKelly wrote: 

 OmegaConcern wrote: 

  Thats some serious you've got going on there! Couple of pints and it's for me, or

 dionysius wrote: 
What, did his chin knock out your cable tv? Or was this some horrible chainsaw and fake blood accident.

Either way, I'm very jealous that you get to use him as an excuse for something (other than being late to work after staying up watching bad movies). 

 rickhoran wrote: 

We can't even get a decent beer at the local pubs here!

(Fuller's ESB anyone?)

A preview of tonight's debate:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dzeeaEsIFLs

 manbirdexperiment wrote:  Dear Penthouse....

 PoundPuppy wrote: 

Actors Equity would put a kibosh on that.

McCain/Fey '08!

Someone on TV today suggested that they just skip the middle man and hire Tina Fey to do the debate. 

Ah, we'll have to miss it! Damn you, Bruce Campbell!

I'll see the highlights tomorrow, or hear the story on NPR.

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 

What if Palin totally freaks out from all the pressure and starts stumbling and stuttering then completely breaks down and starts sobbing then runs off the stage and Joe Biden looks confused for a minute then says I better go see if she's all right then a few minutes later he escorts her back to the podium, whispers a few words of kindly encouragement  and she nods head head and smiles bravely and the debate continues. Or the other way around, even. Either way, that would be sooo coool!

 Alafia wrote: 
Oliver Burkeman will be doing a "live blog" on his amusing/disrespectful (delete as appropriate) blog here.
 
He has a fine line in British snark and writes for that well-known Bolshevik mouth piece The Guardian.