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GeneP59
Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday Gender:
Posted:
Jul 10, 2025 - 6:30am
GeneP59 wrote:
My all time favorite is:
I see bad times today
Ah, don't go 'round tonight
Well, it's bound to take your wife
There's a bathroom on the right
GeneP59
Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday Gender:
Posted:
Jul 9, 2025 - 6:48pm
My all time favorite is:
I see bad times today
Ah, don't go 'round tonight
Well, it's bound to take your wife
There's a bathroom on the right
Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
Posted:
Jul 9, 2025 - 6:15pm
kcar wrote:
John Kay had one of the best voices for rock.
As for misheard lyrics, I think of the Everest of mondegreens and manglings: "Yellow Ledbetter" by Pearl Jam. The Finnegan's Wake of rock music.
Those lyrics were never meant to be understood.
kcar
Posted:
Jul 9, 2025 - 11:54am
kurtster wrote:
Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around
A lousy candle's all I found
Steppenwolf ~ Magic Carpet Ride
I always thought candle was camel to this very day until I went poking around and looked at the lyrics for the first time
John Kay had one of the best voices for rock.
As for misheard lyrics, I think of the Everest of mondegreens and manglings: "Yellow Ledbetter" by Pearl Jam. The Finnegan's Wake of rock music.
Steely_D
Location: At the dude ranch / above the sea Gender:
Posted:
Jul 9, 2025 - 8:22am
I've always assumed that the 1979 tune is about Joe not being able to find a girlfriend, because my gaydar is broken (really). But, listening to it this morning I realized that it could easily be reframed to him lamenting that he's gay and won't be able to be like the happy loving couples. Hmm.
Happy loving couples make it look so easy
Happy loving couples always talk so kind
'Til the time that I can do my dancing with a partner
Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
Posted:
Jun 27, 2019 - 1:54pm
Ducks in the wind all we are is ducks in the wind...
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Gender:
Posted:
Jul 18, 2018 - 11:06pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: A local friend posted:
To the gentleman in WalMart singing along to Tina Turner, I feel obligated to point out the lyric is "what's love but a second-hand emotion" not "what's love but a sexy man emotion." Good tone though, brother...good tone.
Coaxial
Location: Comfortably numb in So Texas Gender:
Posted:
Jul 18, 2018 - 7:38pm
kctomato wrote: So right and wrong at the same time.
kctomato
Posted:
Jul 18, 2018 - 7:12pm
sirdroseph
Location: Not here, I tell you wat Gender:
Posted:
Aug 5, 2017 - 9:31am
 ScottFromWyoming wrote: A local friend posted:
To the gentleman in WalMart singing along to Tina Turner, I feel obligated to point out the lyric is "what's love but a second-hand emotion" not "what's love but a sexy man emotion." Good tone though, brother...good tone. Â
Ooooh I like his lyrics better.
Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
Posted:
Aug 4, 2017 - 7:41am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: A local friend posted:
To the gentleman in WalMart singing along to Tina Turner, I feel obligated to point out the lyric is "what's love but a second-hand emotion" not "what's love but a sexy man emotion." Good tone though, brother...good tone. "What's a glove, but a five-fingered mitten?"
ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
Posted:
Aug 4, 2017 - 6:21am
A local friend posted:
To the gentleman in WalMart singing along to Tina Turner, I feel obligated to point out the lyric is "what's love but a second-hand emotion" not "what's love but a sexy man emotion." Good tone though, brother...good tone.
DaveInSaoMiguel
Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:
Posted:
Jun 3, 2016 - 9:01am
Garbage - Bleed Like Me Hay baby can you bleat like me?
ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
Posted:
Jun 2, 2016 - 8:18pm
I never looked up the lyrics to Sweet Jane, just mumbled along.
Standin' on a corner
Suitcase in my hand
Jack's in his corset
Jane is in her vest
Me, honey, I'm in a rock & roll band.
Drivin' in a Stutz Bearcat, Jim Those were different times.
I had no idea but generally went with something like
Friday musta sticka chew VIDEO
DaveInSaoMiguel
Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:
Posted:
Jan 28, 2016 - 8:29am
For me its: Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Daniels nipping at your liver...
miamizsun
Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP) Gender:
Posted:
Jan 28, 2016 - 8:24am
around holiday time... when i hear chestnuts roasting on an open fireto me, chestnuts sounds like jeff's nuts just thinking about it makes uncomfortable
Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
Posted:
Jan 28, 2016 - 6:47am
Red_Dragon
Location: Gilead
Posted:
Jan 18, 2015 - 2:34pm
watch out for the string bean watch out for the string bean
Alexandra
Location: PNW Gender:
Posted:
Jan 15, 2015 - 10:31am
Proclivities wrote: "...some underworld spy or the wife of a clothespin, wife of a clothespin..."
Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
Posted:
Jan 15, 2015 - 10:23am
"...some underworld spy or the wife of a clothespin, wife of a clothespin / You're so vain..."