Guten Tag,
 
Anbei haben wir Ihnen die offizielle benachrichtigung im Anhang mitgeschickt.
 
MFG

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Omar Jelban is my name and I am a former senior staff of the Muhammad Gadhafi inner circle back in Tripoli Libya and also the former Libyan ambassador to the United Kingdom. I have long defected from his service and now presently reside in Ghana where I was given refuge via the Libyan embassy from where I support the Transition Council Financially and anonymously


I was instructed by Colonel Gadhafi's son Hannibal Gaddafi back in 2008 to help relocate 38 million pounds to my UK account as I am also a British citizen by birth and a trusted confidant.Now I need this money urgently I want to know if you can assist me get this money out of the UNITED KINGDOM with my directions and instructions on what you have to do to assist me , which will be done by internet banking only.You are not required to travel down to the UK but only to communicate with my bank via their internet service facility and every process will be done smoothly and concluded within 2 weeks.

You might ask why can't I just do this myself? On May 1, 2011 I was given 24 hours to leave the country after Foreign Secretary William Hague said i have been declared "persona non grata".and also on travel ban. The expulsion was in response to attacks on British embassy premises in Tripoli following the death of Colonel Gaddafi's son in a NATO air strike.


If you agree to assist me, your share will be Eight million pounds guaranteed.


Regards,


Omar Jelban.
omarjelban@gmail.com
May peace and God?s mercy and blessings be upon you
Long live Libya, free and dignified.

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPT, IRD.
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT.
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF).
DR MANSUR MUKHTAR
 
 
Dear Honorable Beneficiary,
 
 
You are to contact me through (+234-8059527398, mukhtarmansur90@yahoo. com) immediately you read the above email for immediate release of your fund to you.
 
 
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / inheritance file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract/ Inheritance payment.
 
 
We have received the express mandate and instructions of the president, federal republic of Nigeria:Jonathan Goodluck GCFR together with the EFCC Nigeria, the Interpol and the FBI to commence the immediate release of your funds through our swift card payment center. Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank, as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately. Based on the president's directives, we have concluded arrangements for the release of your payment.
 
 
The payment will be concluded through our card center which we will send to you an ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw you contract/inheritance funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER in the world with a maximum of $2000 to $2500 United States Dollars daily. However, Note that this method of payment will be granted if it is acceptable to you for the release of your contract/inheritance entitlement. After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER in Europe, America, Africa and Asia Pacific; This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.
 
 
And also the Nigerian Government is using this means to rewards all the citizens of the United states and all part of Europe including Asia, Australia, south America, Antarctica e. t. c and all those who have lost their funds in either scam, or an uncompleted business, or otherwise. You should know that if you are interested to receive your ATM card, which will be credited with $6, 000, 000. 00USD, United States Dollars before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through any Courier Service of your choice. Kindly get back to me with the following information below so I can start arrangement on how to get your Atm Card shipped to you
 
 
(1) Your Full Name:
 
 
(2) Full residential address:
 
 
(3) Phone number:
 
 
(4) Occupation:
 
 
(5) Age:
 
 
(6) A scanned copy of your international passport or drivers license
 
 
This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might have started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other you know best.
 
 
TAKE NOTE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the ATM Card payment center or DR mansur mukhtar to avoid delays in receiving your contract/inheritance payment claims.
 
 
This measure is intended to stop the impostors you have erroneously been dealing with. You are to adhere strictly to our code of conduct, which is (ATM-13470) which you will have to indicate when contacting the card center, by using it as your subject.
 
 
Thanks for your co-operation.
 
DR MANSUR MUKHTAR

Greetings,
My name is Mrs Mimi Al Arabiya, widow to late Mr.Ahmed Al Arabiya former owner of Al Arabiya Petroleum and Gas company, here in Libya . I am 68years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I don't want your pity but I need your trust. My late husband died early last month , and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than 2 months so I have now decided to spread all my wealth to contribute mainly to the development of charity in Africa, America , Asia and Europe .am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail, I found your email address on my search  on looking for a trustworthy person that I can entrust this great task tha
Thanks as I wait your urgent response,
 Kindly send email to me with my private email address Email:mimialarabiya68@aim.com
Yours Truely
Mrs.Mimi Al Arabiya

 Umberdog wrote: 
Very true.  Some of the wisest people I know are simpletons by many people's measure.  It's not that they lack the ability; they just choose other things over it.

 Servo wrote: 
A lot of folks get knowledge confused with wisdom. Our acquisition of one (knowledge) has overruled and outrun the other (wisdom). Knowledge is power and power corrupts, while wisdom is knowing how not to get corrupted.

 Umberdog wrote: 
I have noticed that ironic nature.  Whether it's politics or e-mail, this propensity towards reckless faith in what isn't real, against all common sense, seems to affect almost everyone.  I hope it's the sheer volume that technology allows, not a fundamental breakdown in society.  I suspect that the technology is just hastening the inevitable, though.  Bigger than either of us.

 Servo wrote: 
I think the power-hungry republitards run the whole gambit of deadly sins. In years past they tried to hide their sins, but nowadays they are more likely than not to be elected for being rebellious to the status quo. Strange though, that the 'conservative' folks have such trouble with self-control. I think this says a lot about where human nature is headed.

Wait... this is off-topic. Never mind.

 Umberdog wrote: 
That's part of it, that it costs virtually nothing to send.  The law of averages says that one in a million will bite.

The other part of it is the appeal to greed (and/or other ignoble human impulses) that otherwise rational people are sometimes powerless to resist.  It works.  Just look at the campaign of just about any Republican who got elected, and you'll find an appeal to one or more of the seven deadly sins at the root of their message.

I think today's spammers are just hoping that if they can pump out enough trash, they're playing the odds that newbies or the hand-eye-coordination challenged will just accidently click something. It must work too, why else would there be so much of it?

Wow, REALLY Exxon?
You have won €500,000.00 in the on-going EXXON-MOBIL Email Promotion
Award 2011. Send your full names, address, Phone no. and Verification
No.:EM-389-6373,FGN/P-073-92 to Mr William Weber
exxonmobil01@wss-id.org, or call the customer's service no. on
+33699519950 for more details. 

Hahaha! Oh yeah, I have a good enough sense of humor to hit the damned delete button.

ATTENTION: 

Wishing you the tops of the day with hope that this mail of mine meets you on
the right frame of mind and time cause this is for real and i need a real
person with good sense of humor on this transaction with me, My name is
Dr.Davies Mark.I most times represents the interests of very wealthy

investors. Due to the sensitivity of the position they hold in their society
and the unstable investment environment of their country, they evacuate
majority of their funds into more stable economies and developing nations like
yours where they can get good yield for their money.

I was recently approached by a Reserved Client, whom I had personally worked
with a few years ago  with a proposal. What he request is an individual such
as yourself, who will be willing to receive money on his behalf abroad, and
put it to good use for a period not exceeding 6 years for a start. The client
has offered these terms:- 

1. 10% commission paid to me and my foreign partner of the total funds
successfully evacuated. The funds in question are over 7.5MILLION USD. 
2. The funds will be used by the foreign partner for six years as a loan
without any interest. That is, you do not pay any interest on the money but
you give the client 50% of all profits after tax that accrued from the use of
the funds. If these terms are agreeable to you, kindly let me know and I will 

provide you with all necessary information and procedures involved, please you
are required to re-confirm your below 
information's ASAP:- 

FULL NAMES: 
FULL CONTACT ADDRESS: 
ZIPCODE: 
SEX: 
DATE OF BIRTH: 
POSTAL CODE: 
COMPANY NAME: 
TEL/FAX: 
MOBILE NO: 
COUNTRY: 

I will appreciate you to forward all your full data for my verification which
will shows me how capable and willing you are to be part of this transaction,
Note that you would have to play the most vital but easier part in this
transaction due to the fact that my client wishes to entrust 
the whole funds into you and my care, be informed that the funds would be
routed through a freight cargo delivery for your retrieval nominating you as
the final beneficiary/collector. 
Be informed that it is required that you keep this transaction confidential
for the smooth 
proceedings .

Sincerely yours, 
Dr.Davies Mark

Sales,
     I am David, I will like to order some of your products and I will want it shipped to our place as follows : 

Shipping Address:
Coin Locator Inc.
237 Laucala Bay,
Suva, Republic of Fiji Islands

So i hope to hear from you soon regarding my inquiry and to know where i can view your products you have presently in stock and if there is any special pricing i need to know about. Lastly regarding payment i will be sending you my credit card to charge for my order to avoid delays but can you let me know the type of credit cards you accept?

NOTE IN TERMS OF SHIPPING THAT CAN BE ARRANGED WITH THE RIGHT SHIPPING COMPANY AND PAPER WORK

How far can you travel? 










With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! 

 hobiejoe wrote: 
For a short stretch, yeah

 fidget wrote: 
50? In Cornwall? In the summer? 

 hobiejoe wrote: 
yes, but I was only doing 50 officer, honest 

 fidget wrote: 
So it is true, on a clear day you can see Port Isaac from New Yoick.