Lazy8 wrote: 

 miamizsun wrote: 

 aflanigan wrote:
This is why you open a private browser window before you go surfing the one-handed sites. Busted!

 aflanigan wrote: 
prevents chafing which in turn would help your swing(ing)

So a webite for golfers that I use to keep track of handicap is prominently featuring a product called Astroglide®, touted as a "long lasting lubricant", and I am really puzzled as to why this would be interesting to golfers of either sex. Most golf mags and the golf channel seem to feature ads for viagra and catheters.

Is this stuff good for ball cleaning?

Does it perhaps improve your grip? 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
"Reach for the cans that show him wearing his Mexican hat!"
 

 Proclivities wrote: 
And how.

 DaveInVA wrote: 

I remember singing "You can't beat the Axis if you get VD" around the campfire as a kid:

(sung to jaunty Tom Lehrer march music):

Oh, you can't walk a mile if your shoe's too tight,

You can't reap a harvest if your crops get blight,

You can't hold a rat race if the rats all flee,

and you can't beat the Axis if you get VD! (everybody!)
(CHORUS)
You can't beat the Axis if you get VD!

Even if you plead with them on bended knee!

Not to mention how it hurts when you must pee,

No you can't beat the Axis if you get VD!

(second verse:)

You can't beat your kids with a busted switch,

You can't beat a bad case of the seven year itch,

You can't beat the rap without you cop a plea,

and you can't beat the Axis if you get VD!

(CHORUS)

There were lots of additional verses, but I forgot them.

 DaveInVA wrote: 
I love this one, it is actually very nice artwork too!