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Posted: Sep 18, 2011 - 5:18pm

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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:56am
 hippiechick wrote:

Lighten up a little, OV, take your own advice! {#Lol}
 
you didn't get the joke...
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:51am
 oldviolin wrote:

Sorry. I guess I'm a little more interested in the uncommon skew than that.

 
Lighten up a little, OV, take your own advice! {#Lol}
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:46am
 hippiechick wrote:

From Wikipedia

There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves appending "between the sheets" or "in bed" to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., "Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall ").<9>
 
Sorry. I guess I'm a little more interested in the uncommon skew than that.
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:42am
 oldviolin wrote:

Nope. Didn't get the memo.

 
From Wikipedia

There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves appending "between the sheets" or "in bed" to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., "Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall ").<9>
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:40am
 hippiechick wrote:

I thought everyone knew that about fortune cookies, that you always put "in bed" at the end
 
Nope. Didn't get the memo.
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:37am
 oldviolin wrote:

Not sure but I'm guessing it's rich with insight...

 
I thought everyone knew that about fortune cookies, that you always put "in bed" at the end
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:35am
 hippiechick wrote:

in bed
 
Not sure but I'm guessing it's rich with insight...
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:27am
 oldviolin wrote:
Words that fall on deaf ears balance on head of pin...

 
in bed
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 7:25am
Words that fall on deaf ears balance on head of pin...
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 6:35am
Everyone else thinks that you are paranoid.

Lottery numbers: 12 14 09 32 21

Word for the day: Diäoxiàng = statue
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 6:21am
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tomorrow you will answer the phone and no one will be there. you butt dialed someone again.
 
In bed
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Posted: Sep 16, 2011 - 6:18am
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Congratulations to the one who came into being before coming into being.
 
Lucky is the lion that the human will eat, so that the lion becomes human. And foul is the human that the lion will eat, and the lion still will become human.
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Posted: Sep 15, 2011 - 10:38pm
Congratulations to the one who came into being before coming into being.
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Posted: Sep 15, 2011 - 9:47pm

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Posted: Sep 15, 2011 - 7:07pm
 mem_313 wrote:
tomorrow you will answer the phone and no one will be there. you butt dialed someone again.
 
That happens to me a lot (as the recipient of a butt dial) because my name starts with A, so I'm at the top of several friends' contact lists! {#Lol}
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Posted: Sep 15, 2011 - 6:54pm
 oldviolin wrote:

{#Heartkiss}
 
{#Daisy}
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Posted: Sep 15, 2011 - 6:52pm
 mem_313 wrote:
tomorrow you will answer the phone and no one will be there. you butt dialed someone again.
 
{#Heartkiss}
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Posted: Sep 15, 2011 - 6:50pm
tomorrow you will answer the phone and no one will be there. you butt dialed someone again.

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Posted: Nov 28, 2010 - 1:49pm
 winter wrote:

I like this.
 
me too.
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