The Mother Monster Matrix is the new evolution in web technology. Not a mere "website", mind you. It's a pure Javascript program with no predetermined content. What can it do? Impossible to answer! The proper question is: What can it NOT do?

Oh yeah, I invented/ created/ pulled-my-hair-out-over it all by me lonesome.

And here's the best part: instead of trying to profit from it, I wanted to use it to change the world. I turned down an offer to start a business with it, and I EULA'd it so that Lady Gaga has complete dictatorial control over it.

Oh yeah, I'm insane. Like a rabbit.

Whatever. Google it. Download it. Use it. The world will thank you.

I'm wonderfully homefree in LA, and I've got nothing better to do than mind&%$# the mindless.

I'm hiring fearless radicals devoted to world peace.

You can find me days in/around UCLA's Ackerman Union and nights @ the corner of LeConte & Gayley.

Trust me, I'm awesome.