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NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Apr 24, 2024 - 10:55am

There once was a man from overseas
whose legs were wet up to his knees.
He laid himself down upon the table 
and said this table is not at all stable
But if you would be so nice
a cold ale would suffice
to make me feel strong and able.

he drank his fill upon the table
and fell asleep like a baby in a cradle 
I pushed the cheese, out from under his knees
and asked my mum, can you remove him please?
but she looked me up, she looked me down
and then said to him, with a stern frown,

Never going give you up,
Never going to let you down 
Never gonna run around and desert you

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Posted: Apr 24, 2024 - 10:23am

Sometimes you just have to stand up and shout it out loud, DglkoTk@5Gh!
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Posted: Apr 16, 2024 - 10:10am

I'm working on a project. I don't really know what I'm doing. I realize on frequent inner levels of perception that I don't have the factual knowledge I need for full on engagement outwardly so the intuitive elements take over and I navigate an all-sense encompassing slipstream into a painting of a vessel I once saw hanging in an abandoned house. Well, the painting wasn't actually there but you could tell where it had been hanging by the brighter space on those dirty peeling walls. I remember stepping back for a moment, peering beyond darker shores and standing there on those beaches painting a solemn shell, and framing it for eternity.


lol
j/k
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Posted: Apr 10, 2024 - 8:15am

It’s just a jump to the Left!
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Posted: Apr 8, 2024 - 5:59pm

A total eclipse of the sun is a black hole wherein you get a Moontan...


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Posted: Apr 6, 2024 - 3:10pm

 winter wrote:

pain makes fools of the wise, cowards of the strong, and bolognas of the pig.



Indeed! So where's the beef?
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Posted: Apr 6, 2024 - 11:10am

What the beerswallow, barhoppers! Who wrote that crap? Love songs? Cut to the chase, Horatio! Does truth actually exist or is truth decided by the collective spoils and let consequences be the door prize? Truth is an ideal, not an absolute. People have to agree on the definition and purpose of exactly what a truth even is. But Proof? Rhymes real purty and has something to show for for all the wailing and gnashing. Well hell boys, let's think about this here thing for a second...




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Posted: Jan 21, 2024 - 1:22pm

...I mean, what is a good love song for if not to break apart harsh reality hiding behind irresponsible, dare I say,  irrepressible persuasiary and made up wordkin...

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Posted: Jan 19, 2024 - 9:00am

To dither or to druther. That is the question...
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Posted: Dec 30, 2023 - 9:05am

No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity...

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Posted: Dec 29, 2023 - 1:52pm

A philosopher invited me over to admire his model railroad set, but all it had was a single trolley car with two straight tracks and one switch.
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Posted: Dec 29, 2023 - 12:39pm

pffft, this thread has only a little more than 25,000 posts, such an exaggeration...
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Posted: Dec 29, 2023 - 11:10am

It was a cold and gloomy New Years Day. That night, the sun shone brightly like inspiration under an iceberg. The wind howled and for once I felt full sailed...
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Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:16am

if anyone needs me, I'll be behind the large green mantis in my back yard for a while.
winter

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Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:15am

I once sat for half an hour to watch a mantid stalk a ladybug. patient, cold, and implacable, the little green killer moved with alien grace over the lawn.

this, of course, was a diversion; the much larger mantis was behind me the whole time. in spite of the excruciating agony as it seized and devoured me, I was able to retain my sense of whimsy and critique its table manners.
winter

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Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:13am

pain makes fools of the wise, cowards of the strong, and bolognas of the pig.
winter

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Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:13am

time sings the same song, endless and inventive. it's only people like you who think it's freeform jazz.
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Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:12am

In case you were wondering, your wonder is in a case. that way, in case of wonders, you're wonderfully cased.
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Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:49pm

Fortune favors the bold, but Business Week favors the italic.
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Well, whatever. Dr.* Wittgenstein's All-Purpose Liquid Restorative will not only cure them, it will make you taller and less prone to awkward social encounters. Try some today! Recommended by people we've paid.

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