brandog wrote: 
I'm bumping this for the morning crew - I'm stumped, my 'lifelines' have all failed to come through... Maybe my adolescent drug intake made this up & stamped a false funky memory.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 

Like "smegma" or "grout rot"

Now every time I rings a tart, it costs me all my dosh.
They don't seem to know my name so I said "OW, it's mosh".
They gives me all the love I crave with they constant sexy chatter.
Now I'm just a terrible slave in love with some old slapper.

 brandog wrote: 
I just googled your lyrics and got that gem. Hard to believe that guy's not a household name...

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
unfortunately (or, maybe fortunately) - I'm a mess

 brandog wrote: 
Found it! I think.

 brandog wrote: 
more google - no luck - this is an earworm I cannot seem to get rid of - if I don't figure this out I'll have to resort to dangerous drugs - except I don't have any ... 

Funk / Disco song from the late 70s - I've googled and found a metal (parody?) by Agony Column called "Lord Almighty":

The lyrics I (VAGUELY) remember go something like:

Born in a honkytonk
raised like a slave
I got the fever
now, it's all I crave

...

Anybody know what I'm talking about?

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
That is so cool!   see how appreciated you are :)

 stuske wrote: 
You're welcome!! It happens to be one of my uploads. and welcome to the RP forum

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
YOU RULE!!  thanks

I KNOW! I KNOW!

Tonio K - How Come I Can't See You in My Mirror?

I heard a great old song on RP sometime ago and i am trying to get the title/artist.  It was a funny song about a guy dating a vampire.  The song was probably from the 70's and had a line something like "why can't I see her reflection in the mirror...".  Any help?

Thanks,

Steve