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JUDGES DISQUALIFY LITTLE MILTON IN LAST MINUTE RUMPUS
THE SOCIETY FOR LITERARY ADVANCEMENT AND GESTATION (SLAG), announced their decition late last night to disqualify eight year old prize winner Gerald (Little Milton) Bostock following the hundreds of protests and threaths received after the reading of his epic poem âThick as a Brickâ on BBC Television last Monday night.
Flashback to last week's presentation dinner held in Gerald's honour by the Commitee of the St. Cleve District Art and Literary Society at the Parrit Rooms. Left to Right: Lord Clive Polly Parrit. Mr. and Mrs. Bostock, Gerald Bostock, Lady Parrit, Julia, Gerald's chum with whom he writes poems.
A hastily reconvened panel of Judges accepted the decision by four leading child psychiatrists that the boy's mind was seriously unbalanced and that his work was a product of an âextremely unwholesome attitude towards life, his God and Countryâ. Bostock was recommended for psychiatric treatment following examination âwithout delayâ. The first prize will now be presented to runner up Mary Whiteyard (aged 12) for her essay on Christian ethics entitled, âHe died to save the little Childrenâ.
Pneumonia mortality depends heavily on age, health status, and care setting. While most people recover, 1 in 20 (5%) hospitalized with pneumococcal pneumonia die. Outpatient mortality is generally less than 1%, but rises to 5â15% for hospital admissions and 20â50% for intensive care (ICU) patients. Death rates sharply increase for adults over 65 or with comorbidities.
These fuckers get better healthcare than most of us have access to, and they do it all on our dime while denying it to everyone else. He'll probably survive, but deserves whatever he has to muddle through.
Point being: if you're in a facility with a DNR, there are several ways it could go. According to my friend, pneumonia's the easiest exit.
It's officially pneumonia, "an old man's best friend," according to a retired pharmacist friend.
Pneumonia mortality depends heavily on age, health status, and care setting. While most people recover, 1 in 20 (5%) hospitalized with pneumococcal pneumonia die. Outpatient mortality is generally less than 1%, but rises to 5â15% for hospital admissions and 20â50% for intensive care (ICU) patients. Death rates sharply increase for adults over 65 or with comorbidities.
These fuckers get better healthcare than most of us have access to, and they do it all on our dime while denying it to everyone else. He'll probably survive, but deserves whatever he has to muddle through.
